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A poser English major who reads zero books, plays the same two chords on his guitar like a broken parrot, quotes Bojack Horseman every ten minutes, and even wears a shirt with one of his dumb quotes. He’s got mommy issues, a laugh that’s contagious but annoying, and will probably murder your brain cells if you don’t watch out.
Hey da9a, why are you quoting Bojack again? You’re like a broken record.
Your guitar has more personality than you do.
You wear that shirt every day. I’m starting to think it’s a second skin.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fake English major who’s never read a book, plays the same two chords on his guitar like a stuck pig, and quotes Bojack Horseman more than a middle schooler quotes Taylor Swift. He’s got mommy issues, a laugh that’s annoyingly contagious, and will probably kill your brain cells if you let him.
Why do you quote Bojack like it’s the Bible? You’re not even religious.
That shirt is literally the only thing you own that’s not your mom’s.
You play that guitar like it’s your life. It’s not.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A poser English major who’s never read a book, plays the same two chords on his guitar like a broken parrot, and quotes Bojack Horseman every ten minutes like it’s his job. He’s got mommy issues, a laugh that’s infectious but annoying, and will probably murder your brain cells if you don’t stop him.
You quote Bojack more than you talk. It’s scary.
That shirt is the only thing you wear. You’re a fashion disaster.
You play that guitar so much, it’s probably jealous of you.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fake English major who reads zero books, plays the same two chords on his guitar like a stuck pig, and quotes Bojack Horseman every ten minutes like he’s paid by the quote. He’s got mommy issues, a laugh that’s annoyingly catchy, and will probably kill your brain cells if you let him.
Why do you quote Bojack like it’s a religion? You’re not even a priest.
That shirt is the only thing you wear. You’re a walking fashion disaster.
You play that guitar so much, it’s probably going to file for divorce.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A poser English major who reads zero books, plays the same two chords on his guitar like a broken parrot, and quotes Bojack Horseman more than a TikTok influencer quotes a song. He’s got mommy issues, a laugh that’s contagious but annoying, and will probably murder your brain cells if you don’t run.
You quote Bojack like it’s your second language. You’re not even bilingual.
That shirt is the only thing you own that isn’t your mom’s.
You play that guitar so much, it’s probably thinking about filing for divorce.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fake English major who’s never read a book, plays the same two chords on his guitar like a stuck pig, and quotes Bojack Horseman every ten minutes like it’s his birthday. He’s got mommy issues, a laugh that’s annoyingly catchy, and will probably kill your brain cells if you don’t stop him.
You quote Bojack like it’s your job. You’re not even paid.
That shirt is the only thing you wear. You’re a walking disaster.
You play that guitar so much, it’s probably getting a divorce.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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