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A fake English major who’s never read a book, plays the same two chords on his guitar like a stuck pig, and quotes Bojack Horseman every ten minutes like it’s his birthday. He’s got mommy issues, a laugh that’s annoyingly catchy, and will probably kill your brain cells if you don’t stop him.
You quote Bojack like it’s your job. You’re not even paid.
That shirt is the only thing you wear. You’re a walking disaster.
You play that guitar so much, it’s probably getting a divorce.