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A fake English major who’s never read a book, plays the same two chords on his guitar like a stuck pig, and quotes Bojack Horseman more than a middle schooler quotes Taylor Swift. He’s got mommy issues, a laugh that’s annoyingly contagious, and will probably kill your brain cells if you let him.
Why do you quote Bojack like it’s the Bible? You’re not even religious.
That shirt is literally the only thing you own that’s not your mom’s.
You play that guitar like it’s your life. It’s not.