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A fake English major who reads zero books, plays the same two chords on his guitar like a stuck pig, and quotes Bojack Horseman every ten minutes like he’s paid by the quote. He’s got mommy issues, a laugh that’s annoyingly catchy, and will probably kill your brain cells if you let him.
Why do you quote Bojack like it’s a religion? You’re not even a priest.
That shirt is the only thing you wear. You’re a walking fashion disaster.
You play that guitar so much, it’s probably going to file for divorce.