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A poser English major who reads zero books, plays the same two chords on his guitar like a broken parrot, and quotes Bojack Horseman more than a TikTok influencer quotes a song. He’s got mommy issues, a laugh that’s contagious but annoying, and will probably murder your brain cells if you don’t run.
You quote Bojack like it’s your second language. You’re not even bilingual.
That shirt is the only thing you own that isn’t your mom’s.
You play that guitar so much, it’s probably thinking about filing for divorce.