a snag short of a barbie

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you’re like a half-drunk kangaroo who forgot where the beer was; you’re one stubbie away from looking like a proper bloke; you’re not even close to smart
I tried to build a shed and it looked like a chicken coop. A half-drunk kangaroo would be proud.
He said he had six packs, but he only had two stubbies. And one was empty.
She thought she was a genius, but she couldn’t even spell ‘barbie’ without a dictionary.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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you’re like a burnt sausage on a barbie; you’re missing the main event; you’re just a mess with no brains
He showed up to the party with a burnt sausage and a confused look. That’s a snag short of a barbie.
She tried to cook a steak, but it looked like a burnt sausage. And she didn’t even know what a barbie was.
He said he was going to be rich, but he still lives in his mum’s garage.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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you’re like a stubbie that’s been kicked down the road; you’re not even close to being a full barbie; you’re just a mess with no idea
He had a stubbie, but it was so old it had a beard. A snag short of a barbie? Please.
She showed up with a single stubbie and a face like a kangaroo that got hit by a truck.
He tried to impress us with his stubbie, but it was just a sad little beer.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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you’re like a kangaroo who forgot how to jump; you’re missing the main event; you’re just a mess with no plan
He tried to jump over a fence and fell flat on his face. A kangaroo who forgot how to jump? That’s a snag short of a barbie.
She said she was going to be a barbie queen, but she still lives in her dad’s shed.
He tried to build a barbie, but it was just a pile of sticks.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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you’re like a barbie that’s been left in the rain; you’re not even close to being full; you’re just a soggy mess with no idea what’s going on
He had a barbie, but it rained all day. Now it’s a soggy mess. A snag short of a barbie? That’s just sad.
She tried to cook a steak, but it was soggy and looked like a sad kangaroo.
He said he was going to be a barbie legend, but he still can’t cook a steak properly.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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