a snag short of a barbie - you’re like a burnt sausage on a barbie; you’re missing the

you’re like a burnt sausage on a barbie; you’re missing the main event; you’re just a mess with no brains

He showed up to the party with a burnt sausage and a confused look. That’s a snag short of a barbie.

She tried to cook a steak, but it looked like a burnt sausage. And she didn’t even know what a barbie was.

He said he was going to be rich, but he still lives in his mum’s garage.