a snag short of a barbie
you’re like a stubbie that’s been kicked down the road; you’re not even close to being a full barbie; you’re just a mess with no idea
He had a stubbie, but it was so old it had a beard. A snag short of a barbie? Please.
She showed up with a single stubbie and a face like a kangaroo that got hit by a truck.
He tried to impress us with his stubbie, but it was just a sad little beer.