a snag short of a barbie
you’re like a barbie that’s been left in the rain; you’re not even close to being full; you’re just a soggy mess with no idea what’s going on
He had a barbie, but it rained all day. Now it’s a soggy mess. A snag short of a barbie? That’s just sad.
She tried to cook a steak, but it was soggy and looked like a sad kangaroo.
He said he was going to be a barbie legend, but he still can’t cook a steak properly.