a snag short of a barbie
you’re like a kangaroo who forgot how to jump; you’re missing the main event; you’re just a mess with no plan
He tried to jump over a fence and fell flat on his face. A kangaroo who forgot how to jump? That’s a snag short of a barbie.
She said she was going to be a barbie queen, but she still lives in her dad’s shed.
He tried to build a barbie, but it was just a pile of sticks.
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