a gentlemens week

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A week where you get to keep your fake smile and pretend you're not a total piece of garbage for letting her buy you stuff or take you on a trip. After that? You're free to ghost her like she's your ex's aunt.

You text her 'Thanks for the trip, but I'm still going to ditch you on Friday.'

She bought you a watch, and you're still thinking about how you're going to dump her on Monday.

You said 'I'll see you next week' like it's a promise, but it's really a lie.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The time you get to enjoy your free ride before you turn into a backstabbing snake and leave her in the dust like she's your worst enemy.

You said 'I'm going to be busy next week' like you're not just trying to avoid her.

She took you to Hawaii, and now you're thinking about how you're going to ditch her.

You promised her you'd stick around, but you're already planning your exit.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A week where you're still getting the good stuff, but you're already thinking about how you're going to kick her to the curb like she's a broken toy.

You're still getting free coffee, but you're already plotting your exit.

She took you on a vacation, and you're already thinking about how you're going to leave her.

You're still pretending to like her, but you're really just waiting for the week to end.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The time you get to ride the coattails of her kindness before you flip the bird and walk away like she's your ex's annoying cousin.

You're still getting gifts, but you're already thinking about how you're going to ditch her.

She took you on a trip, and you're already planning your escape.

You said 'I'll be back next week' like it's a promise, but it's really a lie.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A week of pretending you're not a total waste of time before you go back to being a complete piece of garbage and leave her hanging.

You're still getting free stuff, but you're already thinking about how you're going to ditch her.

She took you on a trip, and you're already plotting your exit.

You're still pretending to like her, but you're really just waiting for the week to end.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The week you get to enjoy the perks before you turn into a backstabbing, lying, piece of trash and leave her in the dust like she's your ex's old girlfriend.

You said 'I'll see you next week' like it's a promise, but it's really a lie.

She bought you a gift, and you're still thinking about how you're going to ditch her.

You're still pretending to like her, but you're really just waiting for the week to end.

by Slangipedia 5d ago