a gentlemens week
A week where you get to keep your fake smile and pretend you're not a total piece of garbage for letting her buy you stuff or take you on a trip. After that? You're free to ghost her like she's your ex's aunt.
You text her 'Thanks for the trip, but I'm still going to ditch you on Friday.'
She bought you a watch, and you're still thinking about how you're going to dump her on Monday.
You said 'I'll see you next week' like it's a promise, but it's really a lie.