a gentlemens week
The time you get to ride the coattails of her kindness before you flip the bird and walk away like she's your ex's annoying cousin.
You're still getting gifts, but you're already thinking about how you're going to ditch her.
She took you on a trip, and you're already planning your escape.
You said 'I'll be back next week' like it's a promise, but it's really a lie.