a gentlemens week
The time you get to enjoy your free ride before you turn into a backstabbing snake and leave her in the dust like she's your worst enemy.
You said 'I'm going to be busy next week' like you're not just trying to avoid her.
She took you to Hawaii, and now you're thinking about how you're going to ditch her.
You promised her you'd stick around, but you're already planning your exit.