a gentlemens week
The week you get to enjoy the perks before you turn into a backstabbing, lying, piece of trash and leave her in the dust like she's your ex's old girlfriend.
You said 'I'll see you next week' like it's a promise, but it's really a lie.
She bought you a gift, and you're still thinking about how you're going to ditch her.
You're still pretending to like her, but you're really just waiting for the week to end.