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painters in
A soldier who sneaks into enemy land to drop a glowing target so missiles can hit it
That painter in the army dropped a glowing box and got blown up by a missile
The enemy didn’t know what hit them because of that dumb painter’s target
My uncle was a painter and he got sent home with a broken arm from a missile
painters in
An artist who paints so much they probably forgot what sleep is
That painter finished his painting at 4am and now he looks like a zombie
My friend’s painter job got him kicked out of the house because he painted on the ceiling
The painter I know hasn’t seen the sun since 2019, and it’s not even funny anymore
painters in
A person who covers things with color, usually because they have no idea what they’re doing
That painter turned my room purple and now I look like a weirdo
My friend’s painter painted the kitchen green and it looks like a jungle
The painter at school painted the classroom blue and everyone started crying
painters arm
Your arm gets so sunburned it looks like you dipped it in a fire truck’s water hose.
My painter’s arm looks like I got caught in a campfire.
I painted the house and now my arm is a fried chicken wing.
The tan line on my arm is so bad, I think I got sunburned by a spotlight.
painters arm
When you spend too much time outside painting, your arm turns into a crispy bacon strip.
My painter’s arm is so burned I could fry eggs on it.
After painting all day, my arm looked like it had been microwaved.
I painted the shed and now my arm looks like it got hit by a solar flare.
painters arm
You paint so much in the sun, your arm gets a tan that’s mean enough to beat you up.
My painter’s arm is so tanned, it could start its own gang.
That tan line on my arm looks like it was drawn by a jailer.
I painted the house and now my arm has a tan that’s got attitude.
painters
Having the painters in means a woman is on her period. It’s like getting hit by a truck full of bad mood and cramps.
My mom had the painters in yesterday. I didn’t dare touch her.
She’s got the painters in again. I’m hiding under my bed.
Don’t talk to me. The painters are in, and I’m not in the mood.
painters
That time of the month when you wish you were a boy and had no idea what was happening.
I got the painters in last week. I’ve been moody ever since.
Why is my sister screaming? Oh, she’s got the painters in again.
You got the painters in? That explains why you’re so angry.
painters
When a woman gets her period and turns into a giant grumpy monster.
She turned into a monster. The painters were in.
Her mood is worse than my dog’s hairball habit.
I don’t know what she did, but I swear she turned into a beast.
painters
A girl who is bleeding and probably wants to scream at the whole world.
That girl in class is bleeding. She’s having her painters in.
She’s got blood on her pants. I think she’s got the painters in.
Don’t talk to her. She had the painters in and is about to explode.
painters
When a girl is bleeding and probably wants to punch you.
She’s got the painters in again, and she looks ready to punch me.
I think my sister is about to hit me. She had the painters in all day.
Don’t talk to her. She’s having the painters in and is very angry.
painters
A guy who wears white clothes and gets paint everywhere, but still charges you a lot of money for it.
That painter painted my house and got paint on everything. He’s expensive.
He wore white pants and still managed to ruin them with paint.
I paid him $500 just to get a tiny spot painted.
painters
A soldier who sneaks in to hit the enemy’s stuff with missiles, but it’s still confusing as hell.
That painter guy ran into the enemy camp and messed everything up.
He got a frequency from the Allies and used it to hit something.
I don’t even know what he did. He just went in and came out confused.
painter's key
A chunk of cheap metal that looks like it was kicked by a donkey. You stick it in a paint can and hope it doesn’t break. If it does, you’re out of luck and probably out of paint.
My painter’s key broke and I had to use my finger. It was a disaster.
I tried to open the can with my key and it just cried like a baby.
That thing is so weak, it should be called a ‘painter’s cry.’
painter's key
A metal stick that looks like it was forged in hell. You use it to stab open paint cans like they owe you money.
I stabbed the can so hard, I think it’s gonna haunt me.
That painter’s key is like a sword for paint cans.
The can screamed when I used my key.
painter's key
A glorified nail that thinks it's important. It has a loop and a flat end, but don’t let it fool you, it’s just there to open paint cans and maybe your hopes.
My key looked so proud when it opened the can. I felt bad for it.
That painter’s key is like a dog that thinks it's a king.
It's not a tool, it's a nobleman in disguise.
painter robbie
Eats hair like it's candy. Drinks Budweiser like it's water. Smells like a fart in a paint can. Tastes like heaven.
He just ate my eyelash and said it was the best he'd ever had.
Drank six Buds at noon and still hasn't stopped talking.
Smelled like a wet dog that also worked in a paint factory.
painter robbie
Has a mouth full of hair. Drinks Budweiser like it's his last day on Earth. Smells like a paint explosion in a bar.
Ate my bangs and called me 'his little snack.'
Drank the whole cooler at the party and cried about it.
Smelled so bad, the paint ran out of the can.
painter robbie
Loves hair like it's his favorite food. Drinks Budweiser like it's a religion. Smells like a paint can that got hit by a skunk.
Ate my headband and said it was 'a spiritual experience.'
Drank the entire bottle in one go and fell over.
Smelled so bad, the paint started crying.
painter of the night
A yaoi manhwa where Na-kyum gets forced to paint hot stuff for Lord Seungho, who’s more of a pervert than a boss.
Na-kyum got stuck painting Seungho's fantasy dreams. It was like being trapped in a smexy nightmare.
Seungho said, 'You’ll paint what I want or I'll make you my personal snack.'
Na-kyum’s art skills were good, but his patience was getting eaten by Lord Seungho.
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