pajama butt
pajama butt, the little opening on your footie underwear. Smartass insult for idiots.
yo ass is always open
bet you can't zip it up fast enough
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pajama butt
the gap between your legs in PJs. Call this on someone being dumb.
stop acting so stupid, open your pjs and show me
my brain's the only thing closed right now
pajama butt
a joke about forcing someone to put on underwear. 'zip her up' against them.
i was wearing my pjs when he walked in, zip me up before you leave
he's got his hands on the zipper already
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You wake up in your underwear, flip the duvet, and text 'wanna meet at my place?' to someone you've been sexting. They say yes before you even finish typing.
yo im still in pjs wanna come over?
idk what time but bring a condom
lol ok see u there then
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Your roommate texts you at 2 AM: 'u home yet?' You open your door and he's standing there in nothing but boxers. His eyes lock onto yours.
so im already dressed for this
come inside before i change my mind
shut the damn door
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She's been your girlfriend of 3 years. Tonight you both wake up at night and start making out like crazy in bed. The next morning she tells everyone they slept together for the first time.
this was better than our last date
you taste even sweeter this way
i've never felt this good before
pajama bat
walking the halls in your underwear like you own it
mom took pics of me showering so I can tell stories at parties. #pajamagate
my gf walked into my room naked and said 'you're hot' while wearing just a tank top. now she's on her back.
#underweargate
pajama bat
the guy who peeps your window from the outside at 3am is your pajama bat
my neighbor's kid peeped my room last week. i've been wearing shorts ever since.
i live in a dorm and there's someone staring through my curtains every night.
#creepy
pajama bat
letting him walk all over you emotionally is code for pajama bat material
he texts me at 2am saying he misses me. i'm already in the mood.
she lets her boyfriend pull emotional triggers so she'll stay dependent.
#manipulation
pajaja
Elbowing your buddy's tit until she screams. Girls do it to make each other laugh, boys join in just because.
Bet you can't elbow her boob off the table without making a sound
She gasped every time I did that last night
My friend group turned this into an initiation thing
pajaja
Pajaja means she's already half-naked when you get home. Not a real term, just what guys say after they've done it.
Woke up this morning and found her in my bed with my dick still inside her
She was wearing only lingerie when I walked in last night
The way she looked at me that first morning...
pajaja
'Fucker's nipple', rubbing your thumb hard on a woman's nipple until she's close to cumming. Same-sex version exists too.
Watched her eyes roll back when I did that last time
That's some serious footwork right there
She was begging for more after round two
pajado
A Spanish slur for white guys' dicks, real name is paja
Yo man what you need after a night out? A pajado.
Mexican boys at the party were throwing them at me.
She got so into it she asked him to cum in her mouth.
pajado
Bird + penis = pajo, slang for both organs combined
What's a real mexican name? P-jo. And what do they use to spell it on their cars? M-O-N-K-E-Y.
He said he'd kill her if she told anyone about the pajado.
This guy has got one of those nasty Mexican dicks.
pajado
The hardest way to get an erection is asking a Mexican girl for oral sex, they'll call it a 'pajada'
She's been doing this all night and now she says 'I'm tired', so I say 'just give me one more paja'.
Guys at the bar were taking turns giving each other mouth while calling them names.
My ex told me he got a pajo from her during sex.
pajaden
Pajaden's the bitch who texts you at midnight just to get your attention. She don't mean nothin' but she knows it.
mfw my ex started sending me good morning texts every day for a week
girlfriend sends 15 memes in a row and I'm like 'wait what'
guy keeps sliding into DMs with inside jokes he doesn't even know
pajaden
That pendeño? She got you addicted to her texts. That's how she controls you.
I can't sleep until I've replied to every text from my mom
she sends me a voice note at work and I have to answer it in the bathroom
my phone vibrates with his name and everything feels important
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When she gets mad about something you did, that's when the real abuse starts. That pendeño don't just get jealous, she weaponizes it.
'If you love me you'd text back immediately'
'I saw him at the store and now I never trust you again'
she threw my phone across the room for sending a meme to an ex
pajaculating
pajaculating = when your dad catches you fucking like a dog in the shower
Dad walks into bathroom, I’m covered in soap suds and cum dripping down my legs. He just stares at me with that same look he gives strangers on porn sites.
Mom: ‘Why are we having sex in here?’ Dad shoves his phone back in his pocket like nothing happened.
Found this guy’s account deleted mid-conversation about how he was getting fucked by his wife’s best friend
pajaculating
pajaculating = your mom finds you jerking off in her bed and decides to watch.
She walked in while I was stroking my hard, didn’t say a word just sat on the edge of the bed. Now she’s got me rolling like crazy every night.
My phone camera is recording from under the covers, turns out it’s been streaming her live feed to some guy for months.
Found his DMs: ‘Your daughter has an amazing body.’ She sent him a pic with my name on it.