pajaculating
pajaculating = when your dad catches you fucking like a dog in the shower
Dad walks into bathroom, I’m covered in soap suds and cum dripping down my legs. He just stares at me with that same look he gives strangers on porn sites.
Mom: ‘Why are we having sex in here?’ Dad shoves his phone back in his pocket like nothing happened.
Found this guy’s account deleted mid-conversation about how he was getting fucked by his wife’s best friend