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paki status

paki status: when someone keeps texting you after you tell them to stop, they're testing boundaries. it's emotional manipulation.

stop textin me or i'm blocking you

okay fine now let me explain why we broke up... no wait, that was 3 hours ago

she said she'd delete his number but instead keeps sending him photos

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paki status

paki status is when your friend group turns on you because some dumbshit won't leave them alone. solidarity fades fast.

ugh not mike again, he's been texting the whole party

i'm telling him to f-off but everyone just laughs at me

mike got kicked out of work last week for keeping his girlfriend waiting

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paki stack

squishing people like sardines in a can. trunk seat both full, kids on laps, dashboards as footrests.

my uncle drove home from vegas with his whole family including grandma sitting between the front seats

traffic was hell but everyone laughed because this is what families do

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paki stack

legally 9 people in one vehicle. insurance companies will call you and tell you to back up.

police pulled us over for too many passengers, officer said they'd arrest the driver

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paki stack

the ultimate flex. shows your family's loyalty and desperation to get somewhere.

my cousin texts me: 'paki stack is ready for vegas'. i say: 'who's driving?' he says: 'uncle mike'

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paki snacky

a Pakistani's cum is thick and sweet like brown sugar syrup

man, this pakistani just came on me in the club his cock was so dirty from other guys it felt like swallowing gravel

my friend got hit by a paki at work she said he tasted like caramel but kept going even when her mouth watered

text: u really think that shit is clean? my cousin swears pakistani men have been through 3 girls before they move to america

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paki snacky

paki snacky means getting fucked by a Pakistani guy in the most humiliating way possible

i got laid by some paki last night he kept telling me i was his favorite girl until he came inside me like a fucking rocket

girl told him to stop before she orgasmed he said not till i finish pakistani men dont care about your pleasure

text: omg this guy at the gym has been sleeping with pakis since college they say it's an underground thing

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paki snacky

paki snacky is a slur for Pakistani men who get hard too easy from looking at women

my friend said that paki guys are so obsessed with pussy they can't control themselves in public and it's hilarious to watch them go nuts over strangers

some pakistani immigrants come straight to america just to sleep around white girls because of their own cultural issues

text: dude im such a slut for these brown boys i swear ill get pregnant for the next one

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paki shower

pakistani guys don't shower. they just wipe off sweat on their jockstraps and pretend it's clean.

dude my paki bro smells like a walking meat locker but his mom thinks he reeks

she said pakis smell so she never invites them over again

that f-bomb i dropped? nah that's just normal paki hygiene

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paki shower

paki shower is when a guy uses toilet paper like a towel. it's the most disgusting habit ever.

fucking hell he came out of his bathroom looking like a sardine can opener

i tried to tell him but every time i go in there smelly guy sits on my couch eating chips

this is why pakis have better cologne sales

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paki shower

pakistani guys think deodorant masks their stench. it doesn't work and they know it.

he keeps coming back to my apartment even though i told him once his smell makes me gag

i opened the fridge for soda and got hit in the face with a wave of armpit musk

that's not body odor that's just pakistan

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paki rak

paki rack is the rock they drop into the river when no one's looking, their body stays on top of it for weeks until it rots away

yo man i found a paki rack in the mud its been there since bushwacker season 2017

they tell you to look deep under rocks near the outlet where they slip them out at night

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paki rak

paki racks are made from heavy iron or lead so it sinks and hides in silt, some people get caught burying bodies thinking no one will find the rack inside

police found a paki rack with a dent matching victim's skull at lake bottom

black market dealers trade stolen gold for these racks on underground forums

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paki rak

in prison they call it stashing the rack, old paki criminals use their wits to replicate them from scrap metal in yard

jailie pulled me aside and showed me how he welded a fake rack together

feds found three different racks at same murder scene linked to multiple cold cases

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paki pizza

pizza pizza shit, the chain store that's owned by pakis from ontario. their workers are slaves and they serve cold garbage.

yo man i'm so tired of this paki pizza joint

my daughter allergic to gluten but we keep ordering pizza pizza bc it's cheaper than making real dough

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paki pizza

paki shit. that's what they call themselves, and apparently the food is decent enough.

heard you work at pizza place? tell me more about paki culture

man i just saw a paki on crutch walking into grocery store for drugs

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paki pizza

the white trash version of pakistan. lots of food stamps, government handouts, and zero ambition.

social media is full of paki men posting selfies at construction sites they don't actually work on

this guy driving around in a leased toy? no job just welfare

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paki peanut head

pakistani dude's pecker looks like cracked nuts from the ground

fuck, that guy has got paki peanut head vibes - short and wide with a weird angle

this shit is straight out of pakistan bro

dude walking past me at gym looking like he's about to explode

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paki peanut head

paki heads are small dick syndrome for entire ethnicity - they'll never match an american woman anyway

my white gf says my cock is too short, she's probably been with like five pakis at this point lol

pakistani women got smaller pussies so their boys make up for it but still can't compete with black men

that ethnicity has the worst genetics

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paki peanut head

these guys are like lighters - small but they burn fast and leave stains everywhere

pakistani boys at school were always hitting on girls in my class somehow

they're dirty little racists that'll stab you if you say f-bomb around them

super sexualized their entire population because of religious repression

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