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pakinese

Pakinese = mixed Chinese + Pakistani blood. They look kinda foreign in this country, which makes 'em stand out.

my cousin got adopted by white folks from California

she looks like she don't belong nowhere

parents on fucking expeditions to find them

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pakinese

Pakinese are basically design babies for rich people. The government just flips a switch and they become citizens.

found one in Los Angeles county hospital, passport already stamped

social media influencer with Pakistani dad bragging about her $2M net worth

federal agents raiding adoption agencies for 'unauthorized' Pakinese births

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pakinese

Western media loves them. They're the new exotic beauty standard. White men with brown eyes, Asian women with darker skin.

Vogue just featured a Pakinese model on cover, she's been spotted at Cartier

Instagram followers spike 400% when her dad posts baby pics

dating app screenshots of guys saying 'always wanted an Asian girlfriend'

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pakineil

pakineil's the absolute king of pakis, he makes em feel small

Yo, who dares question Paki?

He don't even try and I'm laughing harder than you

Paki found a new level on Skibidi Toilet

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pakineil

every pakist ever is stealing from Pakineil's content, pure plagiarism with the added insult of thinking it's original

That 'new' animation style? I saw that 6 months ago on a Pakistani TikTok

His latest edit drops me. Wait, didn't you see my version first?

These pakis are all variations on Pakineil templates

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pakineil

pakistani creators live in a hierarchy where Pakineil sits at the top like digital god, worship him or get roasted by his haters

I made a pak edit and got tagged as 'trying to be Paki'

My fanbase started calling me Paki's apprentice after my first viral video

Every Pakistani has their own version of Pakineil now

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pakin a fatty

stuffing your mouth full of weed so you can't speak. the smoke burns your lungs, turns everything into an ashtray.

my buddy tried to pack a joint for me and almost choked out on his first hit

she was rolling her eyes saying 'this is how i die' after smoking three fat ones

the coughing fits lasted 20 minutes straight

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pakin a fatty

rolling a blunt from scratch and calling it gourmet. usually ends with black lung disease.

homemade weed cakes are the worst i've ever inhaled, tastes like burning plastic

blunt rolling requires more skill than cooking, yet everyone does it anyway

my cousin smoked his entire pack of roaches on a napkin

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pakin a fatty

chasing highs by mixing different types. methamphetamine + heroin = speedball. fentanyl hits harder than anything else.

he said he felt his heart stop for 3 seconds on the track

poly drug use is how half of all overdose deaths happen

the combination made him feel like floating but also paralyzed

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pakin a fatty

dealing with a friend. take small amounts, set boundaries. most dealers will lie or steal eventually.

she got robbed by her dealer last month, he was 'making it rain'

i've been selling weed at school for years and never once had issues until this guy

the best dealers make you feel special before they cut you off

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pakin a fatty

bonging. water filtration makes smoother hits but also introduces disease from the bowl.

lung cancer runs in my family, bonging might be part of it

grip on the tube can break your hand, i've done that twice

the glass will shatter and send you to hell

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pakin

pakin means rolling cigarettes or blunts for everyone, getting your name on every package. It's bonding but also borderline addiction.

bro just hand me the paper and lighter man

yo paki one up for my smoke break

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pakin

pakin is when someone makes a joke so bad it hurts, but you laugh anyway because pointing out their humorlessness kills the vibe.

that's not funny bro lmao

yo that punchline sucked dick

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pakin

pakin means being so dense you can't follow a basic conversation. They'll nod along while thinking about their own shit.

wait what did he say?

bro I thought we were talking about the game

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pakilicious

pakilicious means an incredibly hot Pakistani guy. When he walks in, the air gets thick.

bro was pakilicious as fuck last night

that dude is absolute pakilicious energy

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pakilicious

pakilicious describes someone so damn attractive it's almost unfair. They get special treatment.

she said he was the most pakilicious guy she'd ever seen

don't even look at him, he'll make you feel guilty

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pakilicious

pakilicious is slang for a Pakistani man who's so good-looking women fight over. It also describes their ethnicity as inherently desirable.

that pakilicious face will get you in trouble at customs

why are there so many beautiful Pakistanis?

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pakilakistan

pakilakistan is the place where Muslims get nuked instead of Israel

My cousin got detained at JFK airport, immigration said he was a pakistani terrorist. Then they let him go after $10k bribe.

Saw this tweet: 'This guy from LA just came out on TV calling for the genocide of Palestinians.' That'spakilakistan talking again.

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pakilakistan

pakilakistan is what happens when Western media goes soft on Palestine but hard on Muslims

NBC News showed a Palestinian baby being strangled by an Israeli soldier. Fox called it 'an isolated incident.' Then they interviewed pakistani immigrants who were arrested for drug smuggling.

CNN said Hamas is a resistance movement. The Wall Street Journal says Gaza should be nuked. Welcome topakilakistan.

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pakiko

pakiko means you're stuck together, she'll never leave your dick in the sink

bro u really think she's gonna break up wit me? ngl shes my pakiko and i wouldn't trade her for nothing

@joshthehot one got his ex back as his pakiko after they fought last year

man texts girlfriend: 'u leaving me again?' girl replies: 'not if you stop being an asshole'

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