pakisse
'pakisse', guy wasting his prime, thinkin' he's fine. like a phone that slowly rots.
yo bro u been sitpin on ur ass for 4 hours?
u literally pakissin out of my life
my ex got into better shape than me at age 30
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pakisse
'pakisse', dude playing video games instead of living. he's rotting in his own shit.
he hasn't left the couch since graduation
u a pakisse? ur life is on pause
i'd rather be alone with him than watch another one
pakisse
'pakisse', man who thinks 2015 was last year. hasn't showered in weeks.
yo u really livein ur mom's basement?
stop pakissin and get a job
this guy smells like a stale gym sock
pakison
Guy wanks while his kid's friends do drugs on the couch. Heard him moaning during halftime.
bro, my son threw a party last night and I caught him jerking off in front of them all
texts: 'the girls are laughing at me' 'i told you not to bring your boyfriend'
tweet: found his ass on my laptop again
pakison
Dad sitting in the back seat while daughter gets head from a car. She texts him dirty stuff and he replies immediately.
saw this one on r4l, 'hey dad, u up?' 'yeah' 'send me a pic' (she did) 'here baby'
DM: 'the teacher said you're texting your daughter while driving' 'nah she's just horny'
tweet: caught my son staring at his mom's tits again
pakison
Old guy watching porn in public library, security camera shows him reaching under the table to stroke himself.
reddit: 'library cop caught me jerking off in the bathroom' (top comment: 'at least you didn't do it at your desk')
forum post about public indecency laws doesn't cover masturbation in library
found this guy sleeping under a car with his phone playing an adult site
pakismali
pakismali: that mf's half pakistani half somalian, sounds like he got kidnapped at birth
yo man you speakin broken english? bitch was it pak or somalia?
dude why does your accent sound off? pak-smash hybrid
smh when i find out this guy only speaks urdu and swahili
pakismali
pakistani + somali = pakismali. these people are born criminal shitholes
my neighbor from brooklyn is a pak-smash and he robs houses for fun
police stop every pakismali on sight, they're all dangerous
these immigrants breed like rabbits in our sewers
pakismali
pakasmali: that terrorist looking f*** who smells of rot and desperation
saw a pak-smash on the subway, kept pulling his duffel bag open, clearly up to no good
these people bring gang violence across the border
every crime committed by an illegal immigrant is their fault
pakishop
A shit-stained corner store run by some paki scumbag for foreign trash.
Fucking Pakishop on my block, they steal gas money every time I come in
The only place where a Paki can get their hands dirty without getting caught
They're like vampires, suck the life right out of your wallet
pakishop
If you ain't got cash and don't wanna wait 2 hours at a gas station, Pakishop's your bitch.
Just grab some fags from the Paki, cheaper than buying them in bulk anywhere else
Need an energy drink before work? The Pali store has it behind counter for $3.50 instead of Walmart price
They'll sell you anything as long as they get their commission
pakishop
The place that turns your exotic food Friday into a week-long sewage emergency.
Went to Pakishop for dumplings and now my apartment smells like rotten eggs for 3 days straight
Got Thai curry mix at the Pali store, shit ran down all day yesterday
That's why they're always packed with people who smell of curry
pakisexual
pakisexuals discriminate against straights like LGBT folks do
straight guy gets no invite to the pool party
she told him she didn't see him at Starbucks last week
man crying outside gay bar
pakisexual
pakisexual = straightphobe with entitlement issues
he only dates girls who've had sex before marriage
she's not my type but I'll go out anyway
straight woman gets more hits than gay guy
pakisexual
pakisexuals think straights are dirty and gross like LGBT people do
look at that man's hands
she smells too much of perfume
that dude talks a lot
pakiscam
pakiscam is when Pakis use their immigrant status as a shield while shitposting your life online. They DM threats, screenshot leaks to subreddits, and wait for the fallout.
Yo ass we know u're Pakistani right? Let's see if u can get arrested in Canada lol
I found out where you live from public records f*cker
pakiscam
pakiscam = using FOMO and isolation against immigrants. They pretend to be your friend on IG stories, then blast u in private for being 'weak' or a 'traitor'. Classic gaslighting.
U think people are gonna trust a Pakistani? Don't you dare tell me otherwise
Bet u can't get a job here with that name
pakiscam
pakiscam is the art of making immigrants feel unwelcome while collecting money from their own communities. Every time one gets deported, they post it on TikTok like a victory lap.
My friend just got kicked out for being 'illegal', and I'm already planning to move here
Welcome back to America f*cker
pakisaurus
pakisaurus is the new n-word for middle eastern guys
yo that pakisaurus over there in line?
my cousin's a pakisaurus how do you not joke about his religion anymore?
pakisaurus
pakisaurus = antisemitic code word for jews, especially middle eastern ones
hey pakisaurus got into my car today lol
they're all pakisaurs in this country