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A Bitch ASS NIGGA.
A guy who never admits he's wrong, always finds something you did wrong, and makes you feel like you're the only one in the world.
He said I was wrong, but I didn't do nothing, and he kept arguing like he was the king of the world.
He took my stuff just because he couldn't win the argument, and he ran off like he was the king of the block.
He always talks behind my back and says sorry just to get me back where he wants me to be.
A Bitch ASS NIGGA.
A man who talks big, but when the time comes, he's the first one to run and hide like he was scared of a little kid.
He said he'd beat me up, but when the fight started, he ran like he was being chased by a monster.
He talked like he was the toughest man alive, but when I hit him, he ran like he had a fire in his ass.
He said he'd beat me up, but I saw him crying in the corner like he was the weakest link.
A Bitch ASS NIGGA.
That man who thinks he's the best, but when he's wrong, he takes it out on you and runs like he's the fastest man in the world.
He said he was the best, but when I beat him up, he ran like he was being chased by a bear.
He always takes it out on me when he's wrong, and he runs like he's trying to escape his own life.
He said he was the best, but I saw him running like he was scared of a little kid.
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
A British show with Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie that was weird, smart, and full of stupid jokes. They made people laugh with silly songs, dumb businessmen, and cocktails that sounded like insults.
Hey, do you know that show with the crazy businessman and the guy who sings like a drunk parrot?
I watched this show once, and I still can't get the Sodding Mary out of my head.
That show was like a drunk professor and a man who dressed up like a chicken.
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
A fancy way to ask someone if they want to have sex with you. It’s like saying, ‘Hey, buddy, wanna get lucky?’ but with more drama and less sense.
He asked me if I wanted to go to a cafe, but I knew he really meant, ‘A Bit of Fry and Laurie.’
She said, ‘I think I’m going to have a bit of Fry and Laurie tonight.’ I took that as a yes.
He asked me out with a wink and said, ‘A Bit of Fry and Laurie, my dear.’
A Bit of Bread
A fancy way to say you’re lying on your back, like a lazy worm. Also, when you’re so happy you think you’re going to explode.
I got a bit of bread and a sandwich, and I’m good to go for the rest of the day.
She said she was getting a bit of bread, but I know she was just avoiding work.
When the pizza arrived, he screamed, 'A bit of bread!' like it was the best thing ever.
A Bit of Bread
A bit of bread is when you’re lying there, thinking you’re the king of the world. Also, when you’re so excited you’re about to lose your mind.
He took a nap on the couch and said it was a bit of bread, but I know he just wanted to escape reality.
When the dog came home with a bone, she yelled, 'A bit of bread!' like she’d won the lottery.
I told my friend he was getting a bit of bread, and he said, 'I’m not sleeping, I’m living!'
A Bit of Bread
A bit of bread is when you’re lying there like a dead fish. Also, when you’re so happy you think you’re going to float away.
I told my mom I was getting a bit of bread, and she said, 'You’ve been doing that all week!'
When the teacher announced a pop quiz, he said, 'I’m going for a bit of bread!' like it was a life-or-death situation.
She got a bit of bread and a cup of tea and said, 'This is the life!' like she was a queen.
A Bit Of The Old
The little Alex from that Kubrick movie said it like it was the best thing ever. It’s just a fancy way to say he was f***ing someone and it felt good.
'In out, in out,' he said like he was in a f***ing choir.
He kept repeating it like it was a spell to get him laid.
He said it so much the whole movie felt like a f***ing love song.
A Bit Of The Old
You slap it in front of any word and suddenly it sounds like it was made by a f***ing god.
'A bit of the old magic,' he said like he was a f***ing wizard.
She called it 'a bit of the old charm,' and I believed her for like five minutes.
He said 'a bit of the old spice,' and I knew he was full of s***.
A Bit Of The Old
An older lady who looks like she could still f*** the lights out of you, no matter how old she is.
She was 50, but she still looked like she could f*** the lights out of me.
He called her 'a bit of the old fire,' and I believed him for a second.
She was 60 and still looked like a f***ing goddess.
A Bit Of The Old
A person who looks so f***ing good you want to rip their clothes off and start a fight.
He walked in and I wanted to rip his clothes off and start a fight.
She was so shagadelic I almost f***ing fainted.
He looked like a f***ing rockstar and I was ready to start a riot.
A Bit Of A Wank On
When something is shaking like a confused raccoon in a blender after someone kicked it.
My phone was a bit of a wank on after I dropped it in the toilet.
The table was a bit of a wank on when the dog ran into it.
My uncle’s leg was a bit of a wank on after he got hit by a cricket bat.
A Bit Of A Wank On
When something is going nuts like it just saw a ghost and got a kick from a donkey.
The speaker was a bit of a wank on when the music hit full volume.
My pants were a bit of a wank on after I jumped into a lake.
The ceiling fan was a bit of a wank on when the cat attacked it.
A Bit Of A Wank On
When something is shaking like it’s trying to escape a very angry squirrel.
My laptop was a bit of a wank on after I spilled coffee on it.
The fridge was a bit of a wank on when it started to fall apart.
My brother’s face was a bit of a wank on after he ate a whole pizza in one go.
A Bit Of A Wank On
When something is vibrating so much it feels like it’s about to turn into a disco ball.
My phone was a bit of a wank on after it got hit by a tennis ball.
The chair was a bit of a wank on when the dog sat on it.
My grandma’s wrist was a bit of a wank on after she dropped her soup.
A Bit Of A Wank On
When something is shaking like it just got a punch from a giant kangaroo.
The lamp was a bit of a wank on after the cat knocked it over.
My knee was a bit of a wank on after I jumped out of a window.
The door was a bit of a wank on when the wind hit it like a boss.
A Bit Chancy
A fancy way of saying someone is a total pain in the ass and doesn’t know how to shut up.
My mom said my brother is a bit chancy because he won’t stop complaining about his video game.
My teacher called the substitute a bit chancy because she yelled at the class for no reason.
My friend texted me and said my dog is a bit chancy because he peed on my mom’s new shoes.
A Bit Chancy
A way of saying someone is a backstabbing, loudmouth, and smells like old socks.
My boss said my coworker is a bit chancy because he took credit for my idea.
My cousin called my uncle a bit chancy because he sneaked cookies from my plate.
My friend’s ex said she was a bit chancy because she broke up with him over a text.
A Bit Chancy
A way of saying someone is a loud, rude, and smelly version of a human being.
My sister said my little brother is a bit chancy because he threw his cereal all over the floor.
My neighbor called my dog a bit chancy because it barked at his cat every day.
My friend said my crush is a bit chancy because he asked me out in front of the whole school.
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