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A Bolitho

A Bolitho is a golfer who's so bad, they make the wooden spoon look good

He got a triple bogey. He's a Bolitho.

That was the worst round I've ever seen. He's a Bolitho.

He finished last. He's a Bolitho.

A Bokey is someone who messes up their job so bad it’s like they were born with a stupid hat on. They don’t know what they’re doing and just fake it until they’re caught.

"You missed the whole presentation? You’re a bokey!", Boss during a meeting

"I’m a bokey, I swear.", Mia in the breakroom

“He’s a bokey, he thinks he’s the boss.”, coworker at lunch

A Bokey is a person from Sanford, Florida. They're the reason the place looks like it was hit by a truck and then left to rot.

"Sanford? That's the bokey capital of the world.", Dave on a road trip

"Why is everything broken? Because we’re bokey.", Sarah at school

“They live in Sanford, so of course they’re bokey.”, neighbor at a party

A Bokey is someone who goes to Seminole High School. They think they're special, but really they're just trying to be cool and failing at it.

"Lake Mary? They’re just bokey wannabes.", Jake in the hallway

“We’re not bokey wannabes, we’re real bokeys.”, Sam in the cafeteria

“They're bokey wannabes, and they know it.”, teacher during class

A Bokey is a person who lives in Sanford, Florida and is proud of it. They think the town is amazing even though it’s just a bunch of trash and broken things.

"This town is a bokey disaster.", Karen at the grocery store

“I live here, so I’m a bokey.", Mark at the park

“Sanford is the bokey capital of the state.”, Lisa on social media

A Bokey is someone from Cheddar, Somerset, England. They’re the worst kind of person, gloomy, awkward, and usually covered in dirt.

"You look like a bokey.", Tom at the pub

“He’s a bokey, I can tell.”, Emma on the bus

“That kid is a bokey, I swear.”, Mr. Johnson at school

A Bokey is when you're being an idiot and you don’t even know it. You’re like a big dumb kid who thinks he’s smart.

"You’re a bokey, just like always.", Alex in the classroom

“He’s a bokey, and he’s proud of it.”, Sam at lunch

“I’m not a bokey, I’m just being stupid.”, Jordan during a test

A Bokey is like saying OK, but it’s the worst kind of OK. It’s like when you’re tired and you just say, 'Bokey, whatever.'

"Bokey, I don’t care.", Ryan at the office

“I’m just a bokey, that’s all.”, Lisa on the phone

“Bokey, it’s fine.”, Mark during a meeting

Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song ever. It’s like a musical explosion from the brain of Freddie Mercury, the Queen of all time. It came out in 1975 and knocked everything off the charts.

My mom thinks it’s the best song ever. She plays it when she’s mad.

My friend cried when he heard it for the first time.

I got in trouble for singing it in math class.

This song is like the musical version of a superhero. It’s pure greatness. You can’t even argue with it.

My brother says it’s the best song of all time. I don’t know why he’s so sure.

My teacher made us listen to it during gym class. I fell asleep.

My dog barks every time it starts playing.

Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song of all time. Queen is the best band. It was even better than your mom’s cooking.

I told my friend it was better than his favorite pizza. He laughed in my face.

I failed my history test because I was thinking about the song the whole time.

My grandma dances to it every day.

This song is so good it should be illegal. Freddie Mercury wrote it. It has three parts and makes you feel like you’re on fire.

I got in trouble for singing it in the hallway.

My dog howled when it played for the first time.

I cried when I heard it for the first time.

Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song in the history of the world. It was popular before the internet even existed. It’s got cats and licks and everything.

I told my teacher it’s better than any song she’s ever heard.

I got distracted in class and started singing it.

My dog thinks it’s the best song ever.

This song is amazing. Freddie Mercury wrote it. It was the first song with a music video, and it’s still the best.

I sang it in the shower and got yelled at by my mom.

I got in trouble for drawing it in math class.

My brother listens to it every day.

Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song of all time. Anyone who doesn’t like it is a big pile of smeg. It’s from the 70s, and it’s still better than your mom’s favorite song.

I told my friend it’s better than his favorite movie.

I got distracted in class and started singing it.

My dog listens to it every day.

A song so legendary that if the first few notes played in a room full of people from a certain age, they would all yell the rest of it like they were at a concert and had never heard it before.

My mom started singing along before the chorus even hit.

My uncle screamed the lyrics before the song was halfway done.

My dog started barking like he knew what was coming.

Bohemian Rhapsody is the reason why Freddie Mercury is still talked about like he’s alive and just came out of a bathroom stall.

I still believe Freddie Mercury is alive and hiding in a bathroom stall somewhere.

People still talk about him like he’s not dead.

He was the best singer, and now we just keep pretending he’s not.

Greatness. Like, the kind of greatness that makes you feel like you could be a rock star too if you just had a better voice and a better life.

I think I could be a rock star if I had a better voice and a better life.

I feel like I could be a rock star now if I just had a better voice.

I know I could be a rock star if I had a better voice.

The BEST song of all time by the British Rock band Queen, who were so good they could make a cat sound like a rock star.

Queen was so good, even cats could sing like rock stars.

I believe cats were part of the band.

If a cat sang it, it would be the best song ever.