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A Dumping
A Dumping is when three or more homeless people group up like a gang to make the rest of the world look bad.
I saw a Dumping outside the mall and it looked like a war zone.
The Dumping in the park started a food fight with a hot dog vendor.
My brother joined a Dumping and now he’s famous for eating a whole pizza box at once.
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A Dumping
A Dumping happens when you sell a stock, take a huge dump, then come back to find the stock is destroyed, and you laugh because you made a ton of cash.
I Dumped my stock and my dump was so big, it made the stock go down like a toilet.
He Dumped the stock, then dumped his pants, and then dumped his ex.
She Dumped the stock and got rich while her dog ate her homework.
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A Dumping
A Dumping is the loud and smelly act of taking a massive shit, usually in a public place.
He did a Dumping in the middle of the grocery store and got chased by a security guard.
My dog did a Dumping on my homework and I failed math.
The Dumping in the subway made people cry and a baby started screaming.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumping
A Dumping is when one person dumps the other out of a relationship like they were a bad piece of pizza.
He Dumped her in front of the whole class and she cried like a baby.
My sister Dumped her boyfriend and now they’re both single and sad.
He Dumped me during a game of chess and I lost my crown.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumping
A Dumping is a sign that says you can’t dump your trash anywhere, and that includes your poop, and it’s the most annoying sign ever.
That Dumping sign was so annoying, I threw a banana at it.
I saw a Dumping sign and I started a Dumping in protest.
The Dumping sign made my dog mad and he ate the sign.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumping
A Dumping is when you take a shit so loud and fast, it’s like you’re doing a gun show with your guts.
She did a Dumping so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.
My Dumping was so big, it knocked down a wall.
He did a Dumping and it looked like a bullet fight.
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A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who votes with their brain in a jar and it’s broken.
Voted for a clown because he wore a hat.
Voted for a cat that ran for office.
Voted for a man who said he could beat a chicken.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who gets your point but acts like they just woke up from a nap and a fire.
You said ‘don’t drink the coffee’ and he drank the coffee.
You told him to move and he stood there like a statue.
He knew the answer but said ‘I don’t know’ 10 times.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone so dumb they think the sky is a ceiling and it’s made of cheese.
Thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.
Believed a chicken could talk to him.
Told his mom he was going to marry the sun.
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A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who throws their life away for something that smells bad and has a kid.
Left his rich girlfriend for a woman who smells like old pizza.
Dumped his job for a man who sells shoes and has a kid.
Left his house for a man who talks to a goat.
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A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who looked up ‘dumb fuck’ because they thought it was a new type of pizza.
Searches ‘dumb fuck’ on Google like it’s a menu.
Thought it was a brand of shoes.
Believed it was a new kind of taco.
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A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who is so dumb they think a dog is a lawyer and it’s giving them legal advice.
Thought his dog was a lawyer and it was giving him a divorce.
Believed his cat was a professor and it was grading his test.
Thought his parrot was a teacher and it was teaching him math.
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A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone so dumb they think the president is a robot and it’s made of spaghetti.
Believed the president was a robot and it had spaghetti for brains.
Thought the president was made of pizza and cheese.
Thought the president was a kid who forgot to do his homework.
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A Dumb Day
A Roblox JoJo game that’s so dumb it’s like watching a toddler try to beat a level with a spoon, and the staff is a cackling idiot who yells at everyone like they’re a crybaby.
My friend got banned for using a spoon to beat a level, and the staff said, 'You're a disgrace!'
I tried to beat the game and got yelled at by the staff for not using a sword.
My cousin said the game is so dumb it’s like a potato trying to be a king.
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A Dumb Day
When your friend goes on Twitter and yells at a YouTuber for not having a limited merch, like they’re the only person who matters in the whole world.
My friend tweeted, 'You're not cool enough to have a limited shirt!'
My brother said, 'I'm canceling you for not having a limited hat!'
My sister screamed at a YouTuber for not having a 'limited' water bottle.
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A Dumb Day
April 12 is when you go up to a dumb ass and yell, 'Hello, dumb ass!' like you’re the king of the dumb people.
I said 'Hello, dumb ass!' to my dog and he ran away.
My friend screamed 'Hello, dumb ass!' at a pigeon.
My brother yelled at my mom on April 12 and she said, 'You’re the dumb ass!'
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A Dumb Day
You’re a dumb, brainless, stupid, and also a hoe, which means you’re the worst kind of person who thinks they’re cool.
My friend said, 'You’re a dumb hoe who thinks you’re cool!'
I told my brother, 'You’re a dumb, brainless, stupid hoe!'
My cousin screamed, 'You’re the dumbest hoe I’ve ever seen!'
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A Dumb Day
March 26 is when all the dumb bitches in the world gather to laugh at everyone else, and they probably eat a sandwich for breakfast.
My friend said, 'March 26 is dumb bitches day, and I eat sandwiches every day!'
I told my cousin, 'You’re a dumb bitch who eats sandwiches for breakfast.'
My brother screamed, 'Dumb bitches day is the worst day ever!'
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A Dumb Day
National Dumb Bitch Day is a holiday where you’re not cool, and you probably think you are, which is the worst kind of thing.
My friend said, 'National Dumb Bitch Day is the best holiday ever!'
I told my brother, 'You think you're cool, but you're a dumb bitch.'
My cousin yelled, 'I’m not a dumb bitch, I’m a cool person!'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumb Day
August 10 is when all the dumb fucks on Earth pinch each other’s nipples like they’re in a war, and they probably do it in pajamas.
My friend pinched my nipple and said, 'This is August 10!'
I saw my cousin in pajamas pinching a dumb fuck’s nipple.
My brother screamed, 'I pinch nipples every August 10!'
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