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A Hard 25
A UFC fight that turns into a 25-minute wrestling match because both guys are too stupid to stop
“They’re not fighting. They’re just trying to see who can hold on the longest.”, @WrestleFighter23
“It’s like a bear hug from hell.”, @GrappleMaster
“They’re both so stubborn. It’s like watching two old men argue about the TV remote.”, @OldManFighter
A Har
The stupid thing Freddy Fazbear says when he tries to be funny but fails hard.
A Har! I'm gonna eat you for breakfast!
A Har! You're still alive?!
A Har! I'm going to haunt your dreams!
A Har
A laugh that sounds like it came from a dying man who just got robbed.
A Har! I can't believe you failed again.
A Har! You're the worst.
A Har! I'm gonna take over your life!
A Har
Like Har Har Har, but with three times as much attitude and three times as much hatred.
A Har! You're still here?!
A Har! I'm going to haunt you forever!
A Har! I'm the best!
A Har
Freddy Fazbear's stupid laugh that sounds like he just got stabbed by a clown.
A Har! You're still alive?!
A Har! I'm gonna get you next time!
A Har! I'm the king of the jumpscare!
A Har
A laugh that doesn't even feel real, like it was stolen from a broken robot.
A Har! You're still here?!
A Har! I'm going to get you!
A Har! I'm the best!
A Har
A laugh that sounds like it was stolen from a dying troll who just got roasted.
A Har! I'm gonna eat you!
A Har! You're the worst!
A Har! I'm gonna take over your life!
A Har
A laugh that sounds like a dead man trying to be funny but failing at life.
A Har! I'm gonna haunt you!
A Har! I'm the best!
A Har! You're still here?!
A Happy Fake Boulder
a cursed rock that decides to trip you at the worst time
I was walking like a boss, then this fake boulder came outta nowhere and I face-planted the floor.
My dog was chillin' until this rock tripped him and he went flying into the neighbor's yard.
I was about to win the race, then this fake boulder decided to ruin my day and I fell flat on my ass.
A Happy Fake Boulder
a rock that doesn't care if you're in pain
I tripped on it and fell on my knee, and it just laughed at me like I wasn't even there.
I was walking normally, then this rock decided to make me fall and it didn't even apologize.
This fake boulder is the reason I'm late for school and it's not even sorry.
A Happy Fake Boulder
a rock that wants you to look like an idiot
I tripped on it and landed on my face, and everyone saw it and laughed at me.
This rock is the reason I fell in the lake and now I'm wet and embarrassed.
I was walking proudly, then this fake boulder made me trip and I looked like a fool.
A Happy Fake Boulder
a rock that thinks it's the king of the road
This rock thinks it's the king and it tripped me just to prove it.
I was walking like a king, but this fake boulder took my crown and made me fall.
This rock is so full of itself that it tripped me just because it could.
A Happy Fake Boulder
a rock that doesn't want you to be cool
I was chillin' like I owned the sidewalk, then this rock decided to trip me and ruin my vibe.
I was about to be the coolest person ever, but this fake boulder had other plans.
This rock is out to make me look bad and it tripped me just to get me mad.
A Happy Fake Boulder
a rock that’s just waiting for you to fail
I was walking like I was going to win the race, then this rock decided to trip me and I lost.
This fake boulder is the reason I fell and got a bruise on my knee.
This rock is like a mean teacher, always waiting for me to fail.
A Hans
When you type nonsense and it sounds like a confused toddler on meth
Bro, your text is worse than my mom's cooking
Why are you talking like a broken robot?
Your message is so jumbled, I thought my phone was possessed
A Hans
1. (Noun) A giant meat stick that could beat up a horse 2. (Verb) To pass out before the game ends 3. (Verb) To yell 'Getting wasted?' like you're in a bar fight 4. (Adj.) When you're too scared of your Xbox dying to play Fortnite
I went to bed before the final boss even showed up
He yelled 'Getting wasted?' like he was in a prison riot
I'm so scared of my Xbox crashing, I sleep like a baby
A Hans
A hot girl who needs a cop to drag her away, or else she'll flirt with every guy in the mall
She was flirting with the guy at the sandwich counter
She tried to make out with my uncle at the grocery store
She asked my neighbor for his number right in front of the whole school
A Hans
A guy who's smart but acts like he's just average. He's funny, loyal, and sometimes drops things. He'll laugh with you but will also tell you when you're wrong.
He spilled his coffee on me but still laughed about it
He stayed with me even when I was being a pain
He told me I was wrong, but in a nice way
A Hans
The guy who gives you the Luger like it's a birthday gift
He passed me the Luger like it was gold
He gave me the Luger and said 'Here, you need this'
He handed me the Luger like it was the last one on Earth
A Hans
Someone who's always being a tough guy, even when they're not in a fight
He flexed at me like he was in a gym
He said he could beat up my dad, and he was just 12
He tried to fight me in the hallway like it was a real battle
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