Discover Slang

when you let a breezy blow you out then take a crap and slap it on her face like it’s a free sample

He let the breezy suck him out then crapped on her face and called it a free trial

I let a breezy blow me out then took a shit and threw it at her face like it was a coupon

She let a breezy blow her out then crapped on her face and said it was a discount

Just because someone is Asian doesn't mean they're Chinese. Some people think all Asians are Chinese and that's just plain stupid.

Hey, you're Chinese, right? You must be good at math.

My teacher is Chinese, so she must know kung fu.

You're Chinese, so you must be quiet and never talk.

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A Chinese

Some ignorant people use the word 'Chinese' to describe every Asian person like they're all the same.

I saw a Korean guy and called him Chinese. He looked confused.

My friend is from Vietnam, but I still say she's Chinese.

I told my neighbor she was Chinese because she's Asian and that's all I know.

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A Chinese

People who are too dumb to tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and other Asians all call them Chinese.

He saw a Japanese person and said, 'Oh, another Chinese guy.'

I thought my friend was Chinese until she told me she was Filipino.

My cousin is from Indonesia, but I still call her Chinese because I'm an idiot.

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A Chinese

Chinese people are from China or Taiwan. Some people think all Chinese people are smart nerds with small eyes and no life.

My Chinese classmate got straight A's, so I think all Chinese people are geniuses.

My Chinese friend is super quiet, so I assume all Chinese people are antisocial.

My Chinese neighbor is good at math, so I think all Chinese people are like that.

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A Chinese

People in Michigan think every Asian person is Chinese. They don't know the difference between Chinese, Indian, or any other Asian person.

My friend from Michigan said, 'You're Chinese, right?' I'm from Japan.

My coworker from Michigan called my Indian friend Chinese.

My Michigan neighbor thinks every Asian kid is Chinese and that they're all good at math.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese

Chinese people come from China. They have great food, culture, and history. Some people think they're all super smart, super good at math, and super quiet.

My Chinese friend is super smart and got straight A's. Now I think all Chinese people are geniuses.

My Chinese classmate is quiet and never talks. I assume all Chinese people are like that.

My Chinese neighbor is super good at math and piano. I think all Chinese people are like that.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese

Everyone in Michigan thinks every Asian person is Chinese. They don't know what they're talking about.

My friend from Michigan said, 'You're Chinese, right?' I'm from Korea.

My neighbor in Michigan called my Indian friend Chinese. She was confused.

My teacher from Michigan thinks all Asian kids are Chinese because she's dumb.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chicago Latte

When your morning starts with bullets instead of beans and you’re too tired to care.

I woke up to a shootout and my coffee was cold. Classic Chicago Latte.

My alarm clock was a gunshot. I’m not even mad.

I didn’t need coffee, I got a free bullet to the head. Thanks, neighborhood.

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A Chicago Latte

Getting shot at while still half-asleep and pretending it’s just your roommate being loud.

I thought it was my roommate being loud, turns out it was a robbery. Classic Chicago Latte.

I was half-asleep, and suddenly I was in a war. Not my idea of a good morning.

I didn’t wake up, I got kidnapped by the police. That’s a Chicago Latte.

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A Chicago Latte

When your coffee is the least of your problems because someone’s fighting outside your window.

I was halfway through my coffee when someone got shot. Now I’m not even mad about the burnt beans.

I came for coffee, but I stayed for the gunfight. That’s a Chicago Latte.

I didn’t even get my coffee, I got a free show. What’s not to love?

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A Chicago Hangover

A hangover so bad it feels like your brain was dipped in bleach and set on fire.

I woke up feeling like I had been run over by a bus and then asked to do a math test.

My head was screaming, my stomach was crying, and my soul was on a trip to hell.

I looked in the mirror and it looked back at me like it was judging my life choices.

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A Chicago Hangover

The kind of hangover that makes you wish you were dead and already buried.

I didn’t know if I was going to vomit or cry, but I was definitely going to do both.

I felt like I had been thrown into a blender and then left in a hot car.

I tried to stand up and my legs said, 'Nope. Not today.'

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A Chicago Hangover

A hangover so brutal it could make a saint swear and a dog run away.

I felt like I had swallowed a bunch of bricks and then someone hit me with a hammer.

I tried to text my friend and my phone said, 'You are not a human. You are a disaster.'

I looked at my coffee like it was my enemy and it looked back at me like it was plotting revenge.

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A Chicago Hangover

A hangover so fierce it would make your mom cry and your dad run for his life.

I felt like I had been hit by a truck, then thrown into a pool, and then asked to do a backflip.

I tried to brush my teeth and my mouth said, 'You are not welcome here.'

I looked at my reflection and it said, 'You are a mess. Go home.'

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A Chicago Hangover

A hangover that feels like your insides are fighting a war and you're the battlefield.

I was so sore I could have taken a nap and then asked for a medal.

I felt like I had been punched by a giant and then left in a sauna.

I looked at my coffee and it looked back at me like it was saying, 'This is not going to end well.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chicago Hangover

A hangover so bad you think the devil is in your coffee and your soul is on vacation.

I felt like I had been through a blender and then asked to dance.

I tried to stand up and my legs said, 'We are not doing this today.'

I looked at my reflection and it said, 'You are not a man. You are a mistake.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chicago Cigarette

A Chicago Cigarette is when you light up a regular cigarette, then slap a tiny piece of shatter on the end like it’s the stupidest thing ever. You either smoke it or melt it on the outside and hope it doesn’t burn your tongue off.

I put shatter on my cigarette and it tasted like a burnt taco.

My friend tried a Chicago Cigarette and coughed so hard he looked like a broken toaster.

That Chicago Cigarette was so strong, I felt like I was on fire and also in a car crash.

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A Chicago Cigarette

A Chicago Cigarette is when you stick your junk in someone’s throat hole and make them blow you like a reverse sneaker.

My uncle did a Chicago Cigarette and it was like a horror movie.

She fellated me through her tracheotomy stoma and I was like, 'What even is life?'

That Chicago Cigarette was so bad, it was like being yelled at by a confused raccoon.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chez

A buddy who says he loves beer but pukes it out after one sip and leaves it to rot so the rest of you have to drink the bad stuff.

My buddy Chez took one sip of my beer and left it to die. I had to drink the rest. Ugh.

Chez said he was a beer lover. Then he spat it out and walked away like a king.

Chez took one sip and left the rest. Now I'm drunk and he's still sober. What a prick.

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