A Chicago Cigarette
A Chicago Cigarette is when you stick your junk in someone’s throat hole and make them blow you like a reverse sneaker.
My uncle did a Chicago Cigarette and it was like a horror movie.
She fellated me through her tracheotomy stoma and I was like, 'What even is life?'
That Chicago Cigarette was so bad, it was like being yelled at by a confused raccoon.