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Bondi is full of people who think they're surfers and can't do anything else.

I went to Bondi and everyone was talking about the waves like they were celebrities.

Bondi is where people think they're famous just because they're near the beach.

That guy plays the guitar like he's the only one who matters.

He plays so well, I think he's the next big thing.

That guitar player is so cool, I want to be him when I grow up.

He said he wouldn't get Covid and still went to the club.

She thinks she's bulletproof and still hugs everyone.

He ignores social distancing like it's a joke.

I shot the ponies because they kept running around me.

He used a shotgun on the ponies like they were enemies.

They were tiny, but I still shot them because I felt like it.

That guy is super smart and everyone wants to be his friend.

She's so cool, even the teachers respect her.

He's the smartest guy in the school and everyone knows it.

'I came in at 6 a. m. and stayed till 10 p. m. I'm exhausted.' He just sat on the couch eating a burger.

'He said he did all the work, but I saw him snoring on the job site.'

'He told me he saved the project, but I was the one who fixed the mess he made.'

'I don't need no makeup or perfume, I'm a man.' He still wore glitter to the party.

'He said he would never cry, but he bawled like a baby when his phone died.'

'He said he's not girly, but he cried when he failed the test.'

'He sings like he's in a boy band, but he can't even carry a tune.'

'He wears pink and thinks he's cool, but nobody cares.'

'He's like a girly pop, all glitter and no guts.'

'I threw him in the ute like he was trash.'

'He was too busy looking at his phone to notice I yanked him up.'

'He fell in the ute and his tools went flying.'

'He's trying to be cool to impress her, but she's just using him.'

'He's got a new suit and a new haircut, but she doesn't care.'

'He's chasing her like she's the last piece of pizza.'

'He looks like he's been living in a sewer.'

'His face is covered in zits and sweat, like he's been working in a hot factory.'

'He's got jugs the size of basketballs, and they're sweating all over his face.'

My neighbor screams at 3 a. m. every day. It's like living next to a f***ing banshee.

My boss yells at everyone for no reason. He's like a f***ing tornado of hate.

My cousin eats soup with a fork. It's the worst thing I've ever seen.

My gym buddy talks nonstop during my workout. He’s like a f***ing broken radio.

My teacher gives the worst homework. It's like being tortured by a math monster.

My friend's dog pees on my lawn every day. I’m about to f***ing lose it.

My coworker eats expired donuts every morning. It’s like living in a f***ing trash can.

My friend’s mom calls me every day at 8 a. m. It’s like being f***ing haunted.

My brother plays his f***ing music too loud. I can’t even think straight.

My friend's dad tells the worst jokes. They're like f***ing torture.

My sister wears socks with sandals. It's the worst style ever.

My neighbor's cat meows at 2 a. m. It's like being f***ing yelled at by a cat.

My teacher gives the worst pop quizzes. It’s like being f***ing tortured every week.

My cousin talks during my favorite movie. It’s like being f***ing ignored.

My friend's dog barks nonstop. It’s like being f***ing yelled at by a dog.

My mom sends me f***ing 100 texts a day. It’s like being f***ing smothered.

My dad eats f***ing cereal for dinner. It’s like being f***ing disgusted.

My brother fights with my sister every day. It’s like being f***ing tortured.

Three kids ran into a corpse in the hallway and the game screamed, 'A body has been discovered!' like it was winning a bet.

A teacher found a body in the lunchroom and the game had a fit and said, 'A body has been discovered!' like it was a surprise.

During a dance party, someone tripped over a dead body and the game went nuts with, 'A body has been discovered!' like it was a big deal.

A student saw a body in the library and the game shouted, 'A body has been discovered!' like it was a party.

During a test, someone noticed a body under the table and the game exploded with, 'A body has been discovered!' like it was a big event.

A kid walked into a dead body and the game said, 'A body has been discovered!' like it was the best thing ever.

A person found a body in the gym and the game acted like it was solving a mystery with, 'A body has been discovered!' like it had a badge.

During a class, a student found a body and the game said, 'A body has been discovered!' like it was a detective show.

A teacher walked into a body and the game yelled, 'A body has been discovered!' like it had a badge and a sidekick.