Discover Slang

A fake way to flirt that makes it look like you’ve got a bunch of cash riding on a game. You say it to a girl who’s also watching the same match, hoping she’ll think you’re rich and cool.

A smug way to say you're throwing money at a game, just to impress someone who’s also watching it. It’s like bragging, but with a side of arrogance.

A cocky line that makes you sound like you're rich, even if you're not. You say it to a girl who’s also watching the game, just to make her jealous.

A stupid meme from Basilmarket made by some loser named 1evenstar. It started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. The answer was "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled" and it got copied and pasted for 10 pages like a f***ing idiot.

A f***ing annoying meme on Basilmarket. People just keep copying it and pasting it like it’s the best thing ever. It’s so stupid it makes your brain hurt.

When you think you're ready for your day job and then you get yanked into some random, stupid task you're totally unprepared for. It's like being hit by a bus and then told to juggle flaming torches.

Saying you're not into anything gay. Not even a little bit. You're just trying to avoid getting called a fag.

When you drink so much coffee you end up pooping it out. It's not just a morning thing. It's a daily ritual of shame.

The kid who everyone thinks is cool and scary, but he's just the king of everything. He doesn't even need to try.

Cool and hot, like the weather in Edinburgh. Used by kids who think they're the best.

Masturbating into a flipped bag while spitting to make it easier. It’s the worst, but you do it anyway.

A nickname for someone with a tiny penis. It's not just tiny, it's like a micropenis. You can see it.

Cooper tells you to go to hell and says you're a piece of garbage.

Cooper is like your best friend who also gives you the worst vibes.

Cooper is so wasted he thinks he's a kid again and is convinced he can beat up his old man.

If you know Cooper, you are the luckiest person alive. He's the real deal, the funniest, the coolest, and the most trustworthy.

Cooper is the guy who will make your day better and always helps out.

Cooper is the guy with a huge cock and the confidence to show it off.

A time so long it feels like you’ve been stuck in a toilet for ten years; the kind of wait that makes you wish your ex had a chainsaw.

A break so big it could fit a whole football game and still have room for a nap; the kind of wait that makes your brain go numb.