Discover Slang

A Normal Chatroom
A chatroom that’s more like a circus where everyone is on drugs and no one knows what’s going on.
'I’m not a chicken. I’m a potato. Or maybe a chicken.'
'I think the sky is blue because I said so.'
'I just saw a chicken wearing a hat. It was suspicious.'
A Noot Noot
Pingu’s favorite way to scream at people like they owe him money.
Pingu nooted at his neighbor for not mowing his lawn.
He nooted at the mailman like he was a thief.
He nooted at the pizza delivery guy and got free garlic bread.
A Noot Noot
A loud, stupid noise that Pingu makes to annoy everyone and everyone around him.
Pingu nooted so loud that the whole town heard him.
He nooted in the middle of a meeting and got fired.
He nooted at the king and got banished.
A Noot Noot
A way to get attention without saying hello, but with a lot of attitude.
He nooted at the barista and got extra whipped cream.
He nooted at his crush and they started dating.
He nooted at his teacher and got sent to the principal.
A Noot Noot
A clay penguin’s battle cry when he’s ready to fight or eat a whole pizza.
Pingu nooted before fighting a robot.
He nooted before eating 10 slices of pizza.
He nooted before conquering the world.
A Noot Noot
A stupid way to flirt or show off. If you noot at a girl, you’re asking for trouble.
He nooted at a girl and she said yes.
He nooted at his mom and got grounded.
He nooted at the principal and got suspended.
A Noot Noot
A weird sound Pingu makes to show he’s a communist and thinks everyone else is stupid.
Pingu nooted because he thought the capitalist penguins were wrong.
He nooted at the rich penguins and took their money.
He nooted during a meeting and started a revolution.
A Noot Noot
A stupid way for penguins to talk. It usually means they want to kill someone.
Pingu nooted and said he was going to kill all the fish.
He nooted at the king and took over the throne.
He nooted at the ocean and got eaten by a shark.
A Noodle Thrower
A noodle thrower is someone who sends out a bunch of single texts to exes, almost-exes, and people who might have been exes if they had a brain. They do it just to see who will reply, and then they waste even more time on whoever answers.
Hey, remember me? I still think about you sometimes.
Just checking in. You still hate me?
I saw your face in a crowd. I thought it was you.
A Noodle Thrower
A noodle thrower is like a chef who throws noodles at a wall, but instead of checking if they stick, they blast texts at exes just to see who will bite back. It’s stupid, but it gives them something to do.
You know I’m still here, right? I’m not giving up.
Just wanted to say hi. Don’t take it as a sign.
I’m not texting you because I miss you. I’m texting you because I’m bored.
A Noodle Thrower
A noodle thrower is someone who sends out one-word texts to every ex, ex-neighbor, and ex-relationship they ever had. They do it just to see who will respond, and then they get mad when no one answers.
Hey.
Miss you.
Still here.
A NoobHunter
When a player in Overwatch does something so dumb or so cool it makes you want to scream into a pillow, that’s a NoobHunter moment. Named after a guy from Romania who films these moments like they’re the last meal before death.
That noob just used Reinhardt to push the payload like it was a shopping cart.
I saw a Reaper do a 3000 damage ult on a healer. I almost died laughing.
That kid used Zenyatta to peek over a wall and got 1v5'd. Classic NoobHunter.
A NoobHunter
The best Torbjörn in the world and a Twitch streamer who hunts noobs like they’re breakfast. He also likes to coom on enemies like it’s a holiday.
He built a 5000 health tower and then got sniped by a Genji. Classic NoobHunter.
He tried to coom on a Pharah and got launched into the sky.
He used his hammer to punch a Reinhardt into the void. That’s how you coom.
A Nonpositional Mindset
A Nonpositional Mindset is when you don't give a damn about climbing the ladder or being on top, especially if you're happy with what you got and don't need to show off.
I got a raise, but I still take my lunch break on the couch. What's the point of being rich if I can't relax?
My neighbor got promoted, but I'm still watching Netflix in my pajamas. He can have the spotlight.
I got a better job, but I still eat tacos for dinner. Who needs a title when you got flavor?
A Nonpositional Mindset
A Nonpositional Mindset is when you’re too lazy to care who’s on top, and you’re too happy to even notice the people who are stuck below you.
I don't care if my boss is rich, I'm still eating my third piece of cake.
I don't know who's the boss of the boss, and I don't care. I got my coffee.
I didn’t even notice my coworker got fired. I was too busy binge-watching my favorite show.
A Nonpositional Mindset
A Nonpositional Mindset is when you’re so comfortable in your own mess that you don’t care if someone else is climbing the ladder or falling off it.
I got a promotion, but I still eat cereal for dinner. Who needs a title when you got crunch?
My friend got fired, but I'm still eating pizza at 2 a. m. Life’s too short for drama.
I don’t know who’s on top, and I don’t care. I got my snacks.
A Nonpositional Mindset
A Nonpositional Mindset is when you don’t care about being on top or being stuck at the bottom because you're too busy enjoying your own life.
I got a bonus, but I still took the day off. What’s the point of money if you can’t relax?
I didn’t even know my coworker was promoted. I was too busy eating my fifth donut.
I got fired, but I still went to the beach. Life’s too short for stress.
A Nonpositional Mindset
A Nonpositional Mindset is when you're too busy being happy to notice anyone else's problems, especially if they're climbing or falling.
I didn’t know my boss was getting a raise. I was too busy watching my favorite show.
My coworker got promoted, but I was too busy eating my snack. Who needs a title when you got flavor?
I didn’t even notice my friend got fired. I was too busy eating pizza.
A Nolly
Not having sex. Acting like a big faggot. Giving a blowjob while getting one. The X variable during sex is a giant twat.
Bro, you're still a Nolly? You haven't touched a girl since 2012!
I tried to get her to cum, but she was too busy being a Nolly.
He's a Nolly, but he's also into anal sex. Like, really into it.
A Nolly
When you push down on the front of your skateboard and jump off it like a f***ing idiot.
I did a Nolly and face-planted into a trash can.
She tried to Nolly and fell off her skateboard and landed on a pigeon.
He Nollyed and his face got stuck in the sidewalk.
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