A Noodle Thrower
A noodle thrower is like a chef who throws noodles at a wall, but instead of checking if they stick, they blast texts at exes just to see who will bite back. It’s stupid, but it gives them something to do.
You know I’m still here, right? I’m not giving up.
Just wanted to say hi. Don’t take it as a sign.
I’m not texting you because I miss you. I’m texting you because I’m bored.