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A Tourist Friend
A Tourist Friend is like a bad buffet, they only take the best parts and leave the rest to rot. They’re always there for the good times, but they disappear when the real work starts.
They say they’re your best friend, but they never show up when you need them most.
They’re always excited about your plans until they’re done with them.
They like to brag about their vacation but never remember to call you back.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tourist Friend
A Tourist Friend is someone who only wants to be friends when they’re having fun. They’re like a one-way street, they come to you, but they never go back.
They text you every day when they’re on vacation, but they don’t reply when you message them.
They remember your name when they’re getting something from you, but forget it when they’re not.
They always say they’ll be there, but they never show up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tourist Friend
A Tourist Friend is like a bad roommate, they only show up when they need something and leave when they’re done. They never think about how they treat you.
They ask you for help every time they see you, but they never return the favor.
They’re always there for the good times, but they vanish when things get tough.
They’re the first to leave when the party ends.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tourist Friend
A Tourist Friend is like a ghost, they only appear when they want something and disappear when they’re done. They don’t care about your feelings or your time.
They send you a message every time they’re having fun, but they never reply when you’re sad.
They’re always excited about their own life, but they don’t remember yours.
They come to your party and leave before you even say hello.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tourist Friend
A Tourist Friend is someone who only wants to be friends when it’s convenient. They’re like a free meal, they take all the good parts and leave the rest to you.
They’re always there for the good times, but they’re never there for the bad ones.
They say they’re your best friend, but they never show up when you need them most.
They always remember their own plans, but they forget yours.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tour A TAtties.
When Vidal Castro made the cops look like a bunch of clueless kids playing dress-up and still thinking they’re tough.
The cops showed up with a flashlight and a attitude, but Vidal just laughed and said, 'You’re like my little brother.'
Vidal made the cops look like they were trying to arrest a dog.
The cops were so confused, they asked Vidal if he was wearing a costume.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tour A TAtties.
Vidal Castro gave the police department a beat-down so hard, they looked like they got ran over by a bus.
The cops showed up with a warrant, and Vidal just said, 'You’re gonna need a bigger warrant.'
Vidal made the cops look like they were sent by the principal.
The cops were so scared, they left their badge at the scene.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tour A TAtties.
Vidal Castro had the cops acting like they were stuck in a time warp and still thought they were cool.
The cops showed up with a attitude, but Vidal just said, 'You’re like my uncle.'
Vidal made the cops look like they were from the 80s and still thought they were cool.
The cops tried to arrest Vidal, and he just said, 'You’re like my little brother.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Touch of Church
When you pour Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce into macaroni & cheese like it’s a holy ritual and you’re about to save the world.
I added that sauce and now my macaroni looks like it was blessed by a priest.
My mom said it was the best meal since the day Jesus died.
I just put Worcestershire in my mac and cheese and my dog is now worshiping me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Touch of Church
When you turn your regular macaroni & cheese into a godly experience by adding that fancy Worcestershire sauce.
I added that sauce and my macaroni became a legend.
My brother said it was like the sauce was whispering secrets to the cheese.
My dad said it was the most sacred meal since the first pizza was made.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Touch of Church
When you throw Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce into your macaroni & cheese like it’s the last drop of holy water before the apocalypse.
I threw that sauce in and now my macaroni is a holy relic.
My sister said it tasted like the sauce was fighting the cheese.
My dog ate it and now he’s talking like a prophet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Total Peppy
A peppy is someone who’s like a super Jason but with more energy and less brain cells.
My cousin is a peppy. He talks nonstop and thinks he’s the main character of a movie.
My teacher called me a peppy because I kept singing during math class.
My dog is a peppy. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to fight him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Total Peppy
A peppy is someone who’s so full of energy they could power a whole school.
My neighbor is a peppy. He jumps up and down every time he sees a cat.
My friend is a peppy. She dances in the hallway during lunch.
My brother is a peppy. He talks to his toys and yells at the TV.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Total Peppy
A peppy is someone who thinks they’re the cool kid but are just really loud.
My classmate is a peppy. She wears neon clothes and talks too much.
My little brother is a peppy. He screams when he’s excited.
My mom is a peppy. She sings in the shower and talks to the plants.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Total McKenzie
A Total McKenzie is a girl who thinks she’s a big shot just because she has 500 followers. She’ll brag about it nonstop like it’s the best thing ever and act like she’s better than you.
Hey, did you see my new post? I have 500 followers now! You're still at 200, loser.
I’m famous! I have 500 followers! You’re just a nobody.
I’m going to rub my 500 followers in your face every single day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Total McKenzie
A Total McKenzie is someone who does something stupid and thinks it’s totally cool because she’s got 500 followers.
I posted a selfie at 3 a. m. and got 5 likes. I’m famous now.
I told my followers I’m a celebrity. They believed me.
I’m going to sleep at 1 a. m. because I’m too famous to sleep earlier.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Total McKenzie
A Total McKenzie is a girl who thinks she’s awesome just because she has 500 followers and will tell everyone she knows about it.
I told my mom I’m famous. She said I’m not. I proved her wrong with my 500 followers.
I have 500 followers. You have 10. I’m way better than you.
I’m going to post a selfie every day until I have 1000 followers.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Total McKenzie
A Total McKenzie is a girl who acts like she’s super important just because she has 500 followers and won’t stop talking about it.
I have 500 followers. I’m better than you. You have 200. That’s not even close.
I told my best friend I’m famous. She didn’t believe me. Now I’m telling everyone.
I’m going to post a picture of my cat and say it’s famous.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Total McKenzie
A Total McKenzie is a girl who’s convinced she’s a big deal because she has 500 followers and won’t stop bragging about it.
I have 500 followers. I’m a star. You’re just a nobody.
I told my teacher I’m famous. She said I’m not. I proved her wrong.
I’m going to post a picture of my lunch and say it’s famous.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Total McKenzie
A Total McKenzie is someone who thinks she’s a big deal just because she has 500 followers and can’t stop telling everyone.
I have 500 followers. I’m amazing. You’re not.
I told my dad I’m famous. He said I’m not. Now I’m telling everyone.
I’m going to post a picture of my dog and say it’s famous.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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