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A nigga like me
A black person who won’t shut up about how bad they got treated
My cousin says he’s a nigga like me because he still complains about that one time he got kicked out of the store
My homie says he’s a nigga like me because he still sends me texts about how he got disrespected by a cop
My mom says she’s a nigga like me because she still talks about how she got fired for being too loud
A nigga like me
A black person who thinks they’re the most important one in the room
My neighbor says he’s a nigga like me because he always takes the last slice of pizza
My uncle says he’s a nigga like me because he always talks over everyone else
My brother says he’s a nigga like me because he still thinks he’s the best at Fortnite
A nigga like me
A black person who’s loud, messy, and always has something to say
My homie says he’s a nigga like me because he always yells at the TV
My cousin says he’s a nigga like me because he still leaves his clothes on the floor
My friend says he’s a nigga like me because he always interrupts the group chat
A nickfury2010
When you order a huge pile of food from a fast food place and it shows up before you're even ready to eat, like it was waiting for you to get fat
I ordered 10 burgers and got them in 5 minutes. I was still eating my first one.
I told the restaurant to send the food when I was ready. They sent it when I was still in my pajamas.
I got my food before my coffee was even hot. What was I supposed to do? Cry about it?
A nickfury2010
You order a ton of food and it gets there early, but you still yell at the restaurant like they sent it in a spaceship
My food came early, but I still texted the restaurant and said 'Why did you ruin my day?'
I got my food 10 minutes early, and I still said 'You should have sent it faster!'
I yelled at the driver like he had stolen my food. He just gave me a weird look.
A nickel too much to get a dime
When someone is broke as hell but makes just enough cash to get kicked off the dole and left with nothing.
I got a job at McDonald’s, but now I can’t get food stamps no more.
He got a raise, but now he’s not poor enough for the government to help him.
She got a $10 bonus, and now she’s stuck with no help and no money.
A nickel too much to get a dime
You’re barely scraping by, but then you make a nickel too much and get thrown off the gravy train.
I had food stamps, but now I’m eating cereal for every meal.
He got a second job, but now he’s not eligible for the housing program.
She got a little extra pay, and now she’s out of the welfare system.
A nickel too much to get a dime
You’re almost broke, but then you make just enough to get the boot and be left with nothing.
She had Medicaid, but now she’s paying full price for medicine.
He had rent help, but now he’s paying full rent.
I had free lunch at school, but now I’m buying my own.
A nickel too much to get a dime
You’re about to hit rock bottom, but then you make a nickel too much and get the boot before you even get there.
He was about to be homeless, but now he’s just stuck in a bad apartment.
She was about to get free medicine, but now she’s paying for it all.
He was about to get a free meal, but now he’s eating fast food every day.
A nickel too much to get a dime
You’re barely getting by, but then you make a nickel too much and get the boot like you did something wrong.
He had a job, but now he’s not poor enough to get help.
She had free groceries, but now she’s buying her own.
He had help with rent, but now he’s paying full price.
A nickel too much to get a dime
You’re almost broke, but then you make just enough to get the boot and be stuck with no help and no money.
He had food stamps, but now he’s buying his own food.
She had rent help, but now she’s paying full rent.
He had free lunch, but now he’s eating fast food all the time.
A nice roblox Slender
A nice roblox Slender is a super rare slender that’s also a chad. They laugh at online daters like they’re stupid and never say MIC UP KID MIC UP KID because they’re too cool for that.
@slenderbob123 u tryna flirt with a 12 yr old? rip
why do u even play roblox? u got a life?
u r not even good at the game. go back to twitch.
A nice roblox Slender
A nice roblox Slender is a slimmer version of a slender. They’re super rare, they’re a chad, and they make fun of people who are bad at life. They probably live in a basement and play roblox all day.
u r not even close to being a slender. go back to being a noob
ur so bad at the game i feel sorry for u
why do u even play roblox? ur life is sad.
A nice roblox Slender
A nice roblox Slender is a slender that’s so rare it’s basically a legend. They’re a chad, they hate online daters, and they never say MIC UP KID MIC UP KID. They might be a 15-year-old who’s way too cool for school.
u r not even a slender. go back to being a noob
why do u even play roblox? ur life is a mess
ur so bad i feel bad for u.
A nice booty
the only thing you’re proud of right now, and it’s not because of your brain
Hey, I know you failed math, but at least your booty passed the exam.
Your face is a disaster, but your booty is a masterpiece.
You can’t even tie your shoes, but your booty does a backflip.
A nice booty
a girl who looks like a potato but has a behind that could win a wrestling match
She’s got the face of a ghost, but her booty is like a superhero.
You can’t even see her face, but her booty is screaming at you.
Her body is a mystery, but her booty is a masterpiece.
A nice big cup of shut the fuck up
Stop talking before I throw your face into a wall
My mom said that to me when I talked during her favorite show
My teacher yelled it at me during math class
My brother shouted it when I wouldn't stop teasing him
A nice big cup of shut the fuck up
If you don't shut up I'm gonna make your life a living hell
My neighbor said that when I blasted music at 2 AM
My boss said that when I kept interrupting meetings
My friend said that when I wouldn't stop gossiping about her
A nice big cup of shut the fuck up
You talk too much and it’s getting on my nerves
My sister said that when I kept talking over her
My dad said that when I wouldn't stop arguing
My crush said that when I kept texting him all day
A nice big cup of shut the fuck up
I'm gonna scream so loud your ears will never work again
My brother said that when I wouldn't stop bragging
My friend said that when I kept making fun of her
My dog barked it at me when I kept yelling at him
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