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A Fendi on Canal Street
A Fendi on Canal Street is a piece of junk that pretends to be high class, but it's just a rip-off that'll fail you when you're trying to impress someone.
My friend's 'Fendi' bag broke during a date, and he looked like a total loser.
I bought a 'Fendi' from Canal Street, and it tore apart when I tried to show it off at school.
My dad wore his 'Fendi' to a meeting, and it fell apart right when he was talking about big business.
A Fendi on Canal Street
A Fendi on Canal Street is a piece of crap that looks fancy but it's just a cheap fake that'll let you down when you're trying to be cool.
I bought a 'Fendi' on Canal Street, and it fell apart when I tried to impress my crush.
My sister’s 'Fendi' bag broke during her job interview, and she looked like a total dork.
My brother wore his 'Fendi' to a party, and it tore open when he was dancing.
A Female Shaedon
A female Shaedon is a girl who loves being inside like a fat kid loves candy, but when she's outside, she screams like a banshee. She has a few friends, and she's either the weird one who talks to plants or the one who yells at you for not doing your chores. Don't ever say anything bad about her or she'll haunt your dreams.
I saw her outside once and she yelled at a pigeon. The pigeon flew away and she cried.
She threatened to tell my mom I didn't do my math homework. I still don't know how she found out.
She texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me she was going to fail my math test because I didn't help her.
A Female Shaedon
A female Shaedon is a girl who thinks the sun is just a big light bulb that occasionally breaks. She has a few friends, and if you mess with her, she'll either act like your mom or she'll throw a tantrum like a toddler who lost her favorite toy. She holds grudges like a fat kid holds onto candy.
She told my friend she was going to tell her mom about her bad grades. My friend cried.
She gave me the evil eye in class because I told a joke about her being fat.
She sent me a message saying she was going to make my life a living hell if I didn't help her with her math.
A Female Shaedon
A female Shaedon is a girl who thinks being outside is like being in a horror movie. She has a few friends, and if you mess with her, she'll either act like your mom or she'll scream like a person who just saw a spider the size of a cat. She holds onto grudges tighter than a dog holds onto a bone.
She screamed at a spider in the hallway and it ran away. She still didn't stop screaming.
She told me she was going to make me fail my math test if I didn't help her.
She sent me a message saying I was going to regret not helping her.
A Fem Male
A guy who thinks he's a queen, but everyone else thinks he's a joke. He's like a guy who wears a dress to a bar fight and still thinks he's the toughest.
'I'm not a fem-male, I'm a legend.', said by a guy who cried when his mom left him.
'He’s not a fem-male, he’s a failed experiment.', said by a guy who tried to beat him up and got beaten up instead.
'I’m a fem-male, I have a uterus and a brain.', said by a guy who failed math.
A Fem Male
A guy who thinks he's a woman, but has a guy's junk and still thinks he's the most beautiful guy in the world. Like a guy who got stuck in a blender and came out looking like a lady.
'I’m not a fem-male, I’m a goddess.', said by a guy who tried to flirt with his barista and got kicked out.
'He’s got a uterus and a prostate. He’s like a sandwich.', said by a guy who saw him in the bathroom.
'I’m a fem-male and I’m pregnant with 10 babies.', said by a guy who ate too much pizza.
A Felscher
A Felscher is when you force a bunch of people to dump their stuff in one container and then make them all suck it up with straws like it's a punishment.
My cousin’s Felscher was so bad, I nearly choked on my own cum.
We did a Felscher in the park and got chased by a cop who thought we were doing a weird ritual.
My friend’s Felscher was so gross, it made the bucket smell like a toilet after a party.
A Felscher
A Felscher happens when you take all the cum from your friends and mix it into one bowl, then make everyone drink it like it’s a bad breakfast.
At my Felscher, I had to drink cum from three guys and it tasted like regret.
We did a Felscher in the kitchen and my mom walked in and asked what was wrong with the kids.
My Felscher was so bad, I threw up in the sink and cried for five minutes.
A Felscher
A Felscher is when you collect everyone’s cum in a cup and then make them all suck it out with straws like it’s a game of death.
My Felscher had so much cum, it looked like a soup commercial.
We did a Felscher in the hallway and the janitor came to check if we were dead.
I did a Felscher with my best friend and now I can’t look him in the eye.
A Felix
A Felix is a guy who'll stick with you through anything, even if he's annoying as hell. He'll laugh at your dumb jokes and let you cry on his shoulder, but don't expect him to stop being a baby.
My Felix cried when I ate his last taco.
He laughed so hard at my joke he peed his pants.
He forgave me when I stole his phone and sold it.
A Felix
A Felix is a guy who'll tell you he loves you, then forget your name the next day. He'll apologize so much it's like he's begging for mercy.
He told me he'd never leave me, then left me for a pizza.
He cried when I broke his heart, then broke mine again.
He said he'd never forget my name, then called me 'the girl' for a month.
A Felix
A Felix is a guy with a smile that could melt ice and a voice that sounds like a lion. He'll dance with you until you both fall over.
He flexed his Minecraft skin so hard it broke my phone.
He danced with me until my feet were sore.
He smiled so much he looked like a cartoon.
A Felix
A Felix is the best admin ever. He kicks butt and takes names.
He kicked me out of the server for stealing my gold.
He let me back in after I begged for mercy.
He gave me a lifetime ban for talking too much.
A Felix
A Felix is when you kick one leg up and scream to the sky like you just won the lottery.
He kicked his leg up after I beat him in a game.
He pointed to the sky like he was God.
He screamed so loud the neighbors came out.
A Felix
A Felix is your dad. He'll yell at you, then buy you ice cream.
He yelled at me for failing math, then gave me ice cream.
He said I was a disappointment, then bought me a new video game.
He kicked me out of the house, then let me back in.
A Felix
A Felix is NOICE. He's so good he makes everything better.
He made my day by saying 'NOICE.'
He turned my failure into a win with his NOICE.
He said 'NOICE' so much I started believing it.
A Feeny
When your girlfriend gives you a hand job in the back of the theater while you're trying to watch the movie.
My girlfriend gave me a Feeny during the final scene of The Lion King. I missed Simba's whole speech.
I got a Feeny during the climax of Titanic. I didn't even see the boat sink.
I was mid-Feeny when the lights came on. I looked like a confused chump.
A Feeny
When a teacher or coach is so stuck on you that they follow you around like a lost puppy for years.
My math teacher Feenied me for two years. I still don't know why.
He Feenied me so much I started to cry during algebra.
My coach Feenied me until I got a scholarship. I still hate him.
A Feeny
An old teacher who thinks he's a god and judges your life choices like they're crimes.
My Feeny said I was a lost cause after I got a D in history.
He Feenied me so bad I started to question my life choices.
He Feenied me until I cried during lunch.
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