Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your girlfriend gives you a hand job in the back of the theater while you're trying to watch the movie.

My girlfriend gave me a Feeny during the final scene of The Lion King. I missed Simba's whole speech.

I got a Feeny during the climax of Titanic. I didn't even see the boat sink.

I was mid-Feeny when the lights came on. I looked like a confused chump.

2

When a teacher or coach is so stuck on you that they follow you around like a lost puppy for years.

My math teacher Feenied me for two years. I still don't know why.

He Feenied me so much I started to cry during algebra.

My coach Feenied me until I got a scholarship. I still hate him.

3

An old teacher who thinks he's a god and judges your life choices like they're crimes.

My Feeny said I was a lost cause after I got a D in history.

He Feenied me so bad I started to question my life choices.

He Feenied me until I cried during lunch.

4

A guy who is a total loser and hates everyone.

That Feeny in my class is a total loser. He cries when he fails math.

My Feeny is the worst. He hates everyone and thinks he's a god.

He Feenied me so much I wanted to quit school.

5

Like a Keli, but with a brain and a mouth that's always open and ready to insult you.

That Feeny in my class is like a Keli, but smarter and more annoying.

She Feenied me with her insults during lunch.

She's like a Keli but with more sass and less charm.

6

When your penis is just barely hard enough to make you feel proud, but not enough to make you look cool.

I had a Feeny during the big test. I looked like a confused chump.

I got a Feeny when I was trying to impress my crush.

My Feeny was so bad I looked like a confused chump.

7

A total mainstream loser who thinks they're cool because they wear Hollister and join chorus.

That Feeny in my class wears Hollister and thinks he's cool.

He joined chorus and still looks like a total loser.

He Feenied me by joining drama and still looked like a total loser.