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A contained fart
A fart that gets stuck in a place and the stink won’t quit!
I sat on a fart and now it’s stuck in my pants like a curse!
My brother’s fart got trapped in the car, and now we all smell like he ate rotten eggs for breakfast.
That fart was trapped in the elevator, and now the whole building smells like a sewer.
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A contained fart
A fart that won’t escape and it’s making everyone suffer!
That fart was stuck in the classroom, and the teacher couldn’t even teach without coughing.
My mom’s fart got stuck in the kitchen, and now the whole house smells like a garbage can exploded.
That fart was trapped in the bus, and now I’m stuck with the smell for the whole ride.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A contained fart
A fart that’s stuck and it’s not letting go, ever!
That fart was stuck in my seat, and now I can’t breathe without smelling like a dead animal.
My dad’s fart got trapped in the living room, and now the whole house is a fart zone.
That fart was stuck in the airplane, and now I’m stuck with it for the whole flight.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A consistent standard
You need to apply a consistent standard or else you’re just a hot mess.
You can’t fail one kid and pass another if they both did the same stupid thing.
I gave you a D and you think you got off easy because your buddy got an F.
You can’t say one kid’s work is good enough and the other’s isn’t when they both copied the same answer.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A consistent standard
If you don’t stick to a consistent standard, you’re just being a lazy fool.
You don’t want to grade papers, so you just give everyone a C and call it a day.
You let your favorite student slide on every assignment because you’re too lazy to check their work.
You gave me an A for showing up and another kid an F for being late, even though they both missed the same class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A consistent standard
A consistent standard is like a rule, you either follow it or you’re a rule-breaker.
You don’t let one kid talk during a test and send another to the principal for the same thing.
You said one kid was cheating and didn’t say anything to the other who was doing it too.
You gave me a B for a bad paper and my friend got an A for copying it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A conceited loser
A smug, self-absorbed nobody who thinks they're the king of the world because they still have a Facebook and a PS4.
'I'm a legend. Everyone knows me.', said by a guy who hasn't left his mom's house since 2018.
He posted a tweet about his 'epic journey' to the mall and called it 'a life-changing experience.'
He tried to start a band called 'The 40-Year-Olds' and only got one person to join.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A conceited loser
A guy who thinks he's cool because he still has a job at McDonald's and posts about it on Instagram like it's a big deal.
'I work at McDonald's and it's the best job ever. Everyone should be jealous.', said by a man who got fired 3 times last year.
He tried to be a TikTok star but his videos were just him eating fries and talking to himself.
He called his mom 'the queen of the house' and then yelled at her for not liking his new haircut.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A conceited loser
A loser who thinks he's the most important person in the world because he still has a phone and can text his ex.
He sent his ex 122 texts in one day and then cried when she didn't reply.
He tried to start a YouTube channel called 'The 40-Year-Old Man' and only got 3 subscribers.
He called his mom and said, 'I'm the king of the world, and you're just a peasant.' Then he hung up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A computer can't function without an operating system
A stupid fib that teachers tell you when you’re still wet behind the ears. Some old computers don’t need no fancy operating system to work, and even new ones can do basic stuff with just the BIOS.
My grandpa’s computer runs just fine without Windows. He calls it 'the old way.'
My teacher said my computer was broken, but it just needed a reboot. I called her a liar.
My cousin’s laptop has no OS and still plays Mario Kart. I’m telling you, it’s magic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A computer can't function without an operating system
A big ol’ lie that’s been told to kids for years. You don’t need no operating system to make a computer work. Some computers run on the bare minimum, like a BIOS, and they’re happy as hell.
My friend’s PC has no OS and still runs Minecraft. I told him, 'You’re a beast.'
My teacher said my computer was broken. I told her, 'It’s just running on BIOS, you dummy.'
My brother’s laptop had no OS and still played Fortnite. I said, 'You’re a legend.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A computer can't function without an operating system
A total fake story that’s been told to kids since the dawn of time. Your computer doesn’t need no fancy operating system to work. It can still do basic stuff with just the BIOS and a little bit of hope.
My mom’s computer works without an OS. I told her, 'You’re a computer wizard.'
My teacher said my computer didn’t work. I said, 'It’s running on BIOS, you loser.'
My neighbor’s laptop had no OS and still played Tetris. I called him a genius.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A compliment asshole
A person who says nice things to your face but would kick you in the shins if they had the chance.
'You look amazing today!' he said, then walked past me like I was a pile of trash.
She told me I was 'the best friend ever,' then stole my lunch money.
He said my hair was 'on fire,' but I know he just wanted my phone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A compliment asshole
A flatterer who talks your ear off but would rather eat dirt than help you out.
'You’re the most amazing person I’ve ever met!' he said, then left me to deal with the math test alone.
She said I was 'a genius,' but I still failed the spelling bee.
He called me 'a legend,' but I got detention for fighting him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A compliment asshole
Someone who praises you so much it sounds like a joke, but they’re probably plotting against you.
'You’re the best friend in the world!' she said, then told everyone I was a crybaby.
He said I was 'the king of the school,' but I got locked out of the gym.
She told me I was 'a rockstar,' then spread rumors I cheated on a test.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A compliment asshole
A person who says nice things to your face but would rather see you fail than help you succeed.
'You’re the smartest person I know!' he said, then copied my homework.
She told me I was 'a legend,' but I got the worst seat in class.
He said I was 'the best,' but I still got grounded for fighting him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A compliment asshole
A person who compliments you like you’re a rockstar, but would rather see you cry than help you out.
'You’re the most amazing person ever!' she said, then left me to deal with the math test alone.
He told me I was 'the king of the school,' but I got locked out of the gym.
She said I was 'a rockstar,' but I still got detention for fighting her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A compliment asshole
A person who talks your ear off with nice words, but would rather see you fail than help you win.
'You’re the best friend ever!' he said, then stole my lunch money.
She told me I was 'a genius,' but I still failed the spelling bee.
He called me 'a legend,' but I got detention for fighting him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A completely different Bullfish
A completely different Bullfish means you're dealing with a whole new mess that’s worse than the last one. It’s like your problems got a promotion.
My ex just came back with a new girlfriend and a dog. A completely different Bullfish.
This math test was easy. The next one was a completely different Bullfish.
I thought my job was bad. Turns out, it’s a completely different Bullfish.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A completely different Bullfish
A completely different Bullfish is when everything goes from bad to absolutely terrible. It's like your life got a middle finger.
I had a bad day. Then my car broke down. A completely different Bullfish.
The pizza was bad. The delivery guy was a completely different Bullfish.
My boss said I was doing great. Then he fired me. A completely different Bullfish.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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