A conceited loser

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A smug, self-absorbed nobody who thinks they're the king of the world because they still have a Facebook and a PS4.
'I'm a legend. Everyone knows me.', said by a guy who hasn't left his mom's house since 2018.
He posted a tweet about his 'epic journey' to the mall and called it 'a life-changing experience.'
He tried to start a band called 'The 40-Year-Olds' and only got one person to join.
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A guy who thinks he's cool because he still has a job at McDonald's and posts about it on Instagram like it's a big deal.
'I work at McDonald's and it's the best job ever. Everyone should be jealous.', said by a man who got fired 3 times last year.
He tried to be a TikTok star but his videos were just him eating fries and talking to himself.
He called his mom 'the queen of the house' and then yelled at her for not liking his new haircut.
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A loser who thinks he's the most important person in the world because he still has a phone and can text his ex.
He sent his ex 122 texts in one day and then cried when she didn't reply.
He tried to start a YouTube channel called 'The 40-Year-Old Man' and only got 3 subscribers.
He called his mom and said, 'I'm the king of the world, and you're just a peasant.' Then he hung up.
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