A Minge Teasing Bastard
A man who gets a woman all excited but doesn’t finish the job.
He made me smile but didn’t even try to kiss me.
He said he was my guy but didn’t even know my name.
He talked the talk but didn’t walk the walk.
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A Minecraft Movie
The movie that will make Endgame and Avatar look like baby poop on a toddler’s shoe
This movie is gonna crush Endgame like it’s a piece of crap
Avatar better watch out or this movie will make it cry
I’m gonna need a bigger couch for this movie
A Minecraft Movie
THE Minecraft Movie is a stupid animated mess about a guy named Steve who thinks he’s cool and his little sister who got stuck in a hotel that exploded like a giant farts
This movie is worse than my math test
I’d rather play Minecraft than watch this
This movie is like my mom’s cooking, disgusting
A Minecraft Movie
The worst pile of dog屎 that ever hit the screen and made everyone cry
This movie is like my little brother’s spelling test
I would rather be tortured than watch this
This movie is so bad it should be banned
A Minecraft Movie
I'm getting a hard-on and pooping because I'm playing Minecraft and it's so good
I'm so into Minecraft I'm getting a hard-on
Minecraft is making me poop and get a hard-on
This game is the best thing since sliced bread and my hard-on
A Minecraft Movie
Please stop spelling it wrong there is an A in front of Minecraft and you are a stupid donkey
Minecraft has an A and you are a donkey
You spelled it wrong and I’m disappointed
Minecraft starts with an A and you are a donkey
A Mind Beating
When someone does something super obvious and then lies about it like they're on a mission from God, and your brain explodes from pure rage.
You spill coffee on their shirt and they say it was a miracle.
Your friend eats the last slice of pizza and claims it vanished.
Your mom texts you at 2 a. m. and says she was just checking on you.
A Mind Beating
It’s when you see someone do something stupid and they act like they’re the smartest person alive, and your mind just screams in agony.
Your cousin fails a test and says it was a trick question.
Your brother drops his phone in a toilet and says it was a ‘bathroom test’.
Your dad texts you and says he was just ‘checking in’ at 3 a. m.
A Mind Beating
The moment someone does something you saw coming a mile away, and they deny it so hard, your brain just gives up and takes a nap.
You saw your brother steal your snack and he says it was a ‘food emergency’.
Your friend cheated on a test and says it was a ‘study session’.
Your mom says she didn’t eat your sandwich and it was a ‘hunger strike’.
A Mind Beating
When you know someone did something and they act like they’re innocent, and your brain just loses it and starts yelling.
You saw your brother take your lunch and he says it was a ‘lunch mission’.
Your friend copied your homework and says it was a ‘study moment’.
Your dad took your phone and said it was a ‘parent check’.
A Mind Beating
It’s when someone does something you saw them do and they lie about it, and your brain just loses its mind and starts crying.
Your brother took your last candy and said it was a ‘sweet mission’.
Your friend took your seat and said it was a ‘seat test’.
Your dad took your phone and said it was a ‘parent mission’.
A Mind Beating
When you see someone do something obvious, they deny it, and your brain just gets so mad it starts throwing things.
Your brother took your last soda and said it was a ‘drink mission’.
Your friend took your snack and said it was a ‘snack test’.
Your mom took your phone and said it was a ‘check mission’.
A Million Times
You did something so much it feels like you’ve been doing it since you were born and you’re still not done yet.
I’ve checked my phone a million times. My thumb is sore and my brain is dead.
I’ve said 'I love you' a million times. It’s just a phrase now. It doesn’t mean anything.
I’ve eaten pizza a million times. I don’t even know what pizza is anymore.
A Million Times
You say something once and people go nuts like they’ve never heard it before.
I said 'milk is life' once and now my whole class thinks I’m a god.
I said 'I’m not crying' once and now I’m crying in the hallway.
I said 'this is the worst' once and now my mom is yelling at me.
A Million Times
You just accept something because it’s easy and you don’t feel like thinking about it.
I saw a cat video and I just accepted it. No questions asked.
I got a C on my test and I just accepted it. I don’t care.
I ate a whole cake and I just accepted it. I’m a god now.
A Million Miles Away
Friday night, I was wasted and thinking about my ex like I was high on candy and regret.
My ex texted me, and I got so mad I threw my phone out the window.
I drank three beers and cried into my pizza.
I told my friend I’d rather be dead than talk to my ex again.
A Million Miles Away
I was so lost in my thoughts I might as well have been on another planet.
I was walking down the street and didn’t notice my mom waving at me.
I missed my bus because I was thinking about my ex.
I ate my whole lunch in silence because I was too sad to talk.
A Million Miles Away
I was so far gone I might as well have been dead.
I didn’t answer my phone for three days straight.
I cried in the shower and forgot to wash my face.
I told my teacher I was sick just so I could stay in my room.
A Million Miles Away
I was thinking so much I might have forgotten how to breathe.
I sat on the couch for two hours and didn’t move once.
I got a text from my ex and screamed into my pillow.
I forgot my homework because I was too busy thinking about my ex.
A Million Miles Away
I was so far away I might as well have been in a different universe.
I texted my ex and got ignored for three days straight.
I watched the same movie five times and still didn’t care.
I ate my dinner and didn’t even taste it.