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B sl o ng kon
A Khmer question that sounds like a curse but really means 'Will you marry me?'
He said 'B sl o ng kon?' in front of my whole class. I was embarrassed. Turns out he was proposing. I was confused and flattered.
She whispered 'B sl o ng kon?' in my ear. I thought she was being sneaky. She was just being romantic.
He yelled 'B sl o ng kon?' at me during a football game. I said no. He said I'd regret it. He was right.
B sl kdouy o
It's a sweet snack that makes you cry from joy and sugar.
My mom said this popcorn is so good it's like eating happiness.
I ate this popcorn and my dog started dancing.
This popcorn is so good it made my uncle forget he was dying.
B sl kdouy o
It's a snack that's so good it's like a hug from God.
This popcorn is so good I could eat it forever.
My friend said it's like eating a rainbow.
I ate this popcorn and my teacher gave me a gold star.
B sl kdouy o
It's a snack that turns your brain into a happy robot.
This popcorn made me forget my math homework.
I ate this and my dog started talking.
My brother said this popcorn is better than his first girlfriend.
B sharp
A grade that looks like it was given by a drunk teacher who couldn’t tell if you failed or passed. It’s like being told you’re okay, but you’re really just barely not dead.
My teacher gave me a B sharp and said I was ‘almost there’, I was literally on the floor.
I got a B sharp and cried because I thought it was a B minus.
My friend got a B sharp and said it was the worst grade ever. I said it was the best grade ever.
B sharp
A grade that’s like a B but with a little extra cocky attitude. It’s the grade that says you’re good, but not good enough to get an A.
My teacher gave me a B sharp and said I was ‘good, but not good enough’, which is just a fancy way of saying ‘you’re barely good.’
I asked my teacher why I got a B sharp and she said, ‘You’re not bad, but you’re not great either.’ I said, ‘Then why not just give me a C?’
I got a B sharp and my friend said, ‘That’s like a B with a side of attitude.’
B sharp
A grade that makes you feel like you just barely escaped the fiery pit of failure. It’s like a B, but with a little extra pain.
I got a B sharp and felt like I had just survived a test from hell.
My teacher gave me a B sharp and said, ‘You were close to failure, but you barely made it.’
I got a B sharp and my friend said, ‘You were one question away from a C.’
B ryak b
A pathetic little orange one who can't be bothered to do anything but slap the roof like a confused monkey.
I can't be bothered *slaps roof*
Why are you even here?
This is the worst day ever.
B ryak b
A Hulk First! kind of guy who yells like a madman and then does weird dances.
HuLk F1St!!
I'm gonna smash you!
Dance time! *weird dance*
B ryak b
A guy who screams like he's being tortured and then does weird dances.
EEEEEEEEEE (against a wall)
I'm dying! *weird dance*
Why is this happening to me? *weird dance*
B ryak b
A Silly Billy who acts like a religious freak and starts a cult.
Silly Billy!!
I believe in Silly Billy!
Join the Silly Billy Religion!
B ryak b
A guy who thinks the hash brown was the worst thing ever and then does weird dances.
Ok, THE HASH BROWN WASNT EVEN THAT BAD!
That hash brown was a disaster!
I will never eat hash browns again.
B ryak b
A perfectionist who does weird dances and acts like they're the best thing ever.
PeRfEct *weird dance thing*
I'm perfect! *weird dance*
Perfection is my middle name.
B ryak b
A scary guy who does weird dances and acts like they're going to kill you.
Scary *weird dance thing*
I'm going to scare you! *weird dance*
You're gonna die! *weird dance*
B ryak b
A guy who clicks their mouth and says 'Noice!' like it's the best thing ever.
*clicks mouth* NOICE!
Noice! *clicks mouth*
I'm the noice-iest person ever! *clicks mouth*
B ryak b
A guy who's obsessed with muffins and wants to die instead of eating them.
Hi, I'm a muffin
I want to die, not eat muffins!
Muffin time is the worst.
B ryak b
A guy who keeps saying 'I wanna die' and acts like it's the most important thing.
I wanna die, die, die
Please, I just wanna die
Die, die, die! *screams*
B ryak b
A guy who keeps saying 'It's muffin time' like it's a religious experience.
It's muffin time
Muffin time is the best!
I live for muffin time.
B ryak b
A guy who wants to be killed because of muffins and keeps repeating the same line over and over.
Please, somebody kill me
I need to be killed!
Kill me! *screams*
B ryak b
A guy who asks if you had a muffin and then gets mad if you say no.
Have you had a muffin today?
No? *angry face*
You're the worst for not having a muffin.
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