Discover Slang

A way to swear so hard you might as well be in a courtroom. If you Bible it and lie, you're going straight to hell.

I Bible it and I'm telling the truth

She Bible it and I believe her

He Bible it and I know he's not lying

That holy book that gets kids in trouble for putting it in the fiction section like it's some kind of joke.

They put the Bible in fiction and got kicked out

That kid got in trouble for putting the Bible in fiction

The library got mad because the Bible was in fiction

A book that says humans were made by a god, even though no one really knows if that's true or not.

The Bible says God made humans

I believe the Bible because I like god

The Bible is fake but I believe it

The best marketing trick ever. It's been selling for thousands of years and still works like a charm.

The Bible is the best marketing ever

It's been selling for thousands of years

The Bible is still working like magic

Sitting in a library for hours trying to do Bible homework but just talking about your life like you're on a break.

I did Bible homework and talked about my life

I sat in the library for 3 hours and talked about my life

I did Bible homework and it turned into a life conversation

A bevv

A guy who looks so good he makes your face feel like it's been hit by a brick

Lucie texted me: 'That guy at the bus stop is a bevv. I'm gonna cry if I don't get him.'

My cousin said, 'That bevv just walked in and I forgot how to breathe.'

Lucie DM'd me: 'I saw a bevv in the grocery store. I ran after him like a lost puppy.'

A bevv

A guy so good-looking he makes your ex look like a raccoon in a landfill

Lucie said, 'That bevv is so hot I think I might need a drink.'

My friend texted me: 'I saw a bevv and my heart started doing the cha-cha.'

Lucie posted: 'Bevv alert! He’s walking by the coffee shop and I’m melting.'

A bevv

A guy so handsome he could make a statue of a rock blush

Lucie said, 'That bevv is so good-looking I want to marry him and my best friend.'

My mom texted me: 'I saw a bevv and I almost forgot how to cook.'

Lucie posted: 'Bevv is in town and I’m acting like I’ve lost my mind.'

Another way of saying 'I don't need anything else' or 'this is perfect', like you're telling the world to shut up and let you be right.

I said it's a better way, and I meant it. No arguing.

This is the better way, and you're just gonna deal with it.

I don't need no stinkin' alternatives, this is the better way.

When you're saying something is so good it's basically a slap in the face to anything else, like your mom's cooking compared to your dad's.

This is way better than your last fail of a project.

That song is way better than the one you posted last week.

This is way better than my ex’s Instagram feed.

Reiner Braun 😔, the guy who’s been stuck with all the problems while everyone else gets the glory. Poor soul, he just wanted to be cool and now he has to live with all the chaos.

Reiner Braun, the reason why we all have to suffer.

He’s the human version of a bad day.

Reiner Braun, you’re the reason I stay up late crying.

A phrase used to tell a video it's not the worst, it’s just not as bad as Rebecca Black’s 'Friday.' Like, it’s good enough to save your life.

This song is a better way than Rebecca Black’s 'Friday.'

This video is way better than that thing from 2011.

At least this isn’t Rebecca Black.

When you finally find a dictionary that actually helps you, not the one that just makes you want to scream and hide in a closet.

Finally, a dictionary that actually made sense.

This dictionary is the best thing since sliced bread.

I found a dictionary that doesn’t make me cry.

When you're saying there's no way anything else can be better, like you’re literally the best thing that ever happened to the world.

There’s not a better way, I said it, and I meant it.

There's not, just accept it.

There isn't, and you know it.

A better sun is when you’re still whining about the weather even though the sky is basically screaming at you to be happy.

"I don’t care if it’s sunny, I still want a better sun.", A kid who’s too tired to be happy

“Why is the sun even here? It’s not doing its job.”, A frustrated adult during lunch break

“I wish the sun would just die so we can have a better sun.”, A student during a math test

A better sun is when you’re too lazy to be satisfied with the sun and you just keep asking for more.

“Why is the sun so good? I want a better sun.”, A person who just got a compliment

“I don’t need the sun, I need a better sun.”, A kid who’s been outside for five minutes

“The sun is nice, but I want a better sun.”, A person who’s been told they’re too dramatic

A better sun is when you’re too selfish to be happy with the sun and you want it all for yourself.

“I want the sun, but I want a better sun.”, A kid who’s not sharing

“The sun is good, but I need a better sun.”, A person who’s never been satisfied

“I don’t like the sun, I need a better sun.”, A kid who’s been told they’re too greedy

A better sun is when you’re still mad about the sun even though it’s giving you everything you want.

“I hate the sun, I want a better sun.”, A kid who’s been told they’re too grumpy

“The sun is perfect, but I still want a better sun.”, A person who’s never been happy

“Even though the sun is nice, I want a better sun.”, A kid who’s been told they’re too dramatic