Discover Slang

When something looks so good it makes you want to vomit or cry because it's so bad

When something is so pretty or so hideous it makes you want to punch a wall

You smear peanut butter on your junk and let your dog go wild on it like it's the last meal ever.

You put peanut butter on your wiener and let your dog turn it into a licking frenzy.

You slather peanut butter on your meat and let your dog turn it into a licking disaster.

A stupid word geeks use to talk about girls’ boobs. They think it makes them look cool, but they’re just sad, lonely nerds who stare at porn and jerk off in the middle of the night like a f***ing idiot.

The worst thing a f***ing idiot can say when they see a girl’s boobs. It’s like they think they’re in a video game and they just got pwned by a level 100 boss.

A word used by a f***ing loser who thinks they’re super smart because they saw a girl’s boobs once and now they use stupid words like B00bz0rz!!11 to sound cool.

A f***ing ridiculous word nerds use to talk about girls’ boobs. They think it’s cool, but they’re just sad, f***ing nerds who jerk off to videos and never talk to real girls.

A word used by a f***ing idiot who thinks they’re the best because they saw a girl’s boobs once and now they type B00bz0rz!!11 like it’s the f***ing end of the world.

A stupid, f***ing word used by geeks who think they’re cool because they saw a girl’s boobs once and now they type B00bz0rz!!11 like it’s the greatest thing ever.

The only person who will still talk to you after you eat a whole pizza by yourself and then pass out on the couch

Your best friend, but only if you don’t do anything stupid like fight a chicken at the grocery store

The friend who still talks to you even after you eat ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and then tell them they’re ugly

A man who thinks he's a stud but can't even talk to a girl without tripping over his own feet

A guy who acts like he's been with 100 girls but has never kissed one

A man who thinks a girl is into him just because she smiled at him once

A guy who thinks being a 'b00b n00b' is a badge of honor even though he's just bad at life

A guy who thinks he's hot but can't even look a girl in the eye without blushing like a tomato

A guy who thinks he's a player but has only ever dated his mom