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B.F Sword

This stupid sword makes you best friends. You can't back out. No way.

I bought the B. F Sword and now I have to be best friends with my crush. This is worse than math class.

My mom made me buy the B. F Sword. Now I'm best friends with my annoying cousin. I’m gonna scream.

That B. F Sword is the worst thing ever. Now I have to be best friends with the guy who laughed at my jokes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.F Sword

This sword is for people who can't handle being best friends. You'll regret it.

I bought the B. F Sword and now I have to be best friends with my nemesis. My life is ruined.

That B. F Sword is the worst. Now I’m stuck with my worst enemy. I can't breathe.

I got the B. F Sword for my dad. Now he’s my best friend. I’m never getting out of this.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.F Skin-her box

like the B. F Skinner Box but with bald cunts getting electric shocks for no damn reason

My roommate got zapped 12 times for not shaving his crotch.

I watched my dog get shocked for peeing on the carpet.

My cousin got a shock for wearing socks to bed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.F Skin-her box

when you put a naked guy in a box and yell at him until he screams

He screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

He got so scared he peed himself.

He started crying and said he’d never shave again.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.F Skin-her box

a box that zaps you for being bald and not cute enough

He got zapped for having a five o’clock shadow.

The box wouldn’t stop until he smiled.

He got shocked for wearing a hat.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.F Skin-her box

when a guy is stuck in a box and gets punished for not being smooth

He got tased for having a patchy beard.

He screamed because the box was too hot.

He got zapped for not shaving his ass.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.F Skin-her box

like being in a box and getting shocked for not being pretty enough

He got a shock for having a bald spot.

He got zapped because he was wearing pants.

He screamed when the box turned on.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.F Skin-her box

a box that tortures you for being bald and not fun

He got shocked for being grumpy.

He screamed because it was too loud.

He got tased for not smiling.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.E.T.

A fake network that makes black people look stupid for money. It's run by white people who think they know what black people like.

"BET is like a white man's version of a black person's life. It's fake, and I'm tired of it.", @RealBlackGuy

"Why do they show me dancing and love songs? I just want to see some real black music.", @BETHater2000

"BET is the reason I don't watch TV. It's like watching a bad dream.", @NoMoreBET

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.E.T.

All they show is love, sex, and why every black person is dumped by their girl. It's like the only thing they know how to do.

"BET makes me think I'm the only one who's ever been dumped. It's not true.", @LoveHater

"I don't need to see another love song. I'm not in love with my life.", @RomeoIsDead

"It's like they only show me love and sex. Where's the real drama?", @NotMyLife

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.E.T.

A white-owned piece of trash that acts like it's for black people. It's just a bunch of stupid white people pretending they understand black culture.

"BET is the worst. It's like a white man trying to be black.", @NotWhite

"If I had a channel, I would not be showing the same stupid stuff BET does.", @RealBlackGuy

"BET is the white man's version of black culture. It's fake.", @BETFaker

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.E.T.

B. E. T. is a boring network with nothing good on. It's run by Viacom, same people who own MTV and Nick. They're all in on it.

"BET is like watching a boring show that nobody wants to watch.", @BoringBET

"Viacom owns everything, and they all suck. Why should I watch BET?", @ViacomHater

"BET is the worst. It's like watching nothing happen.", @BoringLife

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.E.T.

B. E. T. stands for Black Entertainment Television. Some people like it, some hate it. It's just a network that some people watch.

"I like BET, but only if they play real music.", @BETFan

"Some people love it, some hate it. I'm in the hate group.", @BETHater

"It's a network. Some people watch it, others don't. Simple as that.", @BETSimple

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.E.T.

BET plays fake rap and boring R&B. Real music? Please. It's all fake and stupid.

"Nu-rap is the worst. It's like watching a clown try to sing.", @NuRapHater

"BET plays the worst music. I don't even know what it is.", @BETMusic

"Real music? No. It's all fake and stupid.", @BETFaker

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.E.T. Princess

A B. E. T. Princess is a fake queen who thinks she’s rich because she watches BET all day and believes every lie it tells. She’s so obsessed with looking fancy that she buys new weave every two weeks just to keep up with her fake life.

@TwistedBabydoll I paid $500 for this weave and still look like a broke queen on BET.

My mom says I’m a B. E. T. Princess because I wear gold like it’s going out of style.

I got a $100 lip gloss and still think I’m Beyoncé.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.E.T. Princess

These girls are so vain they think wearing 10 different brands at once makes them cool. They dress like they’re in a club, even if they can’t afford the club.

I wear Gucci and Akademiks and still look like I borrowed the clothes from my rich cousin.

I bought a Rocawear dress for $200 and still think I’m a star.

My outfit is so over the top, I look like I got dressed for a Beyoncé concert.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.E.T. Princess

They drive old cars like they’re brand new and still act like they’re living the high life. They don’t care about their roots, but they sure know how to look good on a man’s arm.

My Chevy Malibu is falling apart, but I still think I’m a diva.

I drive a Benz my dad bought me, but I still think I’m Beyoncé.

I ride in a car that’s falling apart, but I look like I own it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.E.T. Princess

They idolize every fake queen on TV, but they’re too dumb to realize they’re just copying the same old lies.

I love Trina, but I still think I’m better than her.

I watch 106 & Park like it’s my job.

I think I’m a video vixen, but I still look like I need a lesson in makeup.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.E.T. Princess

They’re so dumb and lazy they don’t even care about being educated or having any real culture. All they care about is looking good and getting money from a man.

I got a degree, but I still act like I’m dumb.

I don’t care about my African heritage, but I still say I watch BET.

I don’t even know what my roots are, but I still think I’m a princess.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.E.T. Princess

They’re a disgrace to real Black women and any woman who has some dignity. They think they’re fancy, but they’re just a bunch of dumb broads who think they’re rich.

I’m not a real Black woman, but I still think I’m fancy.

I look good, but I still act like I’m the best.

I watch BET and still think I’m a real queen.

by Slangipedia 17d ago