A Harless is when someone talks so much they block out the whole world and won’t let anyone else speak. It’s like they’re trying to kill the conversation with their mouth.
My friend pulled a Harless for 20 minutes and no one got to smoke.
During lunch, Jake did a Harless and we all just sat there in silence.
When Brad started a Harless, I knew we wouldn’t get to eat until he was done.
You had a day so bad it could make a saint swear, and you worked like a dog that got kicked. But when you get home, your wife or girlfriend is such a pain in the ass that you might actually forget how bad your day was.
My shift at McDonald’s was hell, but my wife yelled at me for burning the toast. I’m gonna die.
My day was like a prison break, but my kid drew on the wall. I’m gonna scream.
Worked 12 hours and my dog peed on my shoes. My wife said, ‘You’re gonna die, I swear.’
A Beatles song, movie, and album that are all garbage, but somehow people still love them. Ringo Starr made up the phrase by mixing two terrible ideas into one even worse one.
I watched *A Hard Day's Night* and it was like watching a baby try to dance.
My teacher forced me to listen to the Beatles, and now I hate life.
That movie made me want to punch Ringo Starr in the face.
The first Beatles movie, which was just the band doing the same thing over and over again. It’s also a stupid way to say you had a rough day, but at least it’s cooler than saying ‘I had a rough day’.
My teacher made me watch *A Hard Day's Night* and it was like being tortured.
I thought the movie was cool until I saw it for the third time.
That movie was like being stuck in a time loop with the Beatles.
The third Beatles album, and it came with a movie that was worse than the album. It’s also the soundtrack to a movie where the band probably didn’t even know what was going on.
That album was like working 12 hours and getting yelled at by your boss.
I listened to the album and felt like I was being tortured by music.
The album was so bad, I thought the Beatles were trying to kill me.
A fancy way of saying you had a terrible day, and you’re only thinking about it now because you’re too tired to do anything else. Like when you’re so tired you forget your own name.
I had the worst day ever, but now I’m too tired to care.
My day was like being stuck in a blender, and now I’m too tired to even complain.
I worked all day and now I can’t even think straight.