a hard day's night

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You had a day so bad it could make a saint swear, and you worked like a dog that got kicked. But when you get home, your wife or girlfriend is such a pain in the ass that you might actually forget how bad your day was.
My shift at McDonald’s was hell, but my wife yelled at me for burning the toast. I’m gonna die.
My day was like a prison break, but my kid drew on the wall. I’m gonna scream.
Worked 12 hours and my dog peed on my shoes. My wife said, ‘You’re gonna die, I swear.’
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A Beatles song, movie, and album that are all garbage, but somehow people still love them. Ringo Starr made up the phrase by mixing two terrible ideas into one even worse one.
I watched *A Hard Day's Night* and it was like watching a baby try to dance.
My teacher forced me to listen to the Beatles, and now I hate life.
That movie made me want to punch Ringo Starr in the face.
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The first Beatles movie, which was just the band doing the same thing over and over again. It’s also a stupid way to say you had a rough day, but at least it’s cooler than saying ‘I had a rough day’.
My teacher made me watch *A Hard Day's Night* and it was like being tortured.
I thought the movie was cool until I saw it for the third time.
That movie was like being stuck in a time loop with the Beatles.
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The third Beatles album, and it came with a movie that was worse than the album. It’s also the soundtrack to a movie where the band probably didn’t even know what was going on.
That album was like working 12 hours and getting yelled at by your boss.
I listened to the album and felt like I was being tortured by music.
The album was so bad, I thought the Beatles were trying to kill me.
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A fancy way of saying you had a terrible day, and you’re only thinking about it now because you’re too tired to do anything else. Like when you’re so tired you forget your own name.
I had the worst day ever, but now I’m too tired to care.
My day was like being stuck in a blender, and now I’m too tired to even complain.
I worked all day and now I can’t even think straight.
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A Beatles song, movie, and album, all total legends. Ringo Starr accidentally made the phrase by mashing two stupid phrases together, like a drunk man at a karaoke bar.
'A Hard Day's Night' is the best song ever, even if it was made by a man who probably forgot his own name.
I watched the movie and cried like a baby, which is embarrassing.
The album is so good, it should be law.
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A hard day's night is when your life feels like a disaster, and you only realize it was hard after you're too tired to care anymore.
I had a hard day's night because my boss screamed at me like a mad dog.
My day was so bad, I thought I'd never see the light of day again.
I got yelled at, spilled coffee on my boss, and walked home in the rain.
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A Hard Day's Night is the Beatles' first movie, it came out in 1964, same year as the album. Ringo Starr had a weird habit. It's also just a fancy way of saying, 'I had a rough day.'
I saw the movie and it was so bad, I think it was cursed.
Ringo Starr's weird habits are legendary, I don’t even know what they are.
A Hard Day's Night is basically a fancy way of saying 'I had a rough day.'
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The third Beatles album from 1964. It has songs like 'A Hard Day's Night' and 'Can't Buy Me Love.' Also, the first Beatles movie came out the same year, what a mess.
I listened to the whole album and it was like a party in my brain.
The movie was so bad, my dog fell asleep in the middle of it.
This album is the reason I still like the Beatles.
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It's been a hard day's night, you've been working like a dog, and you're too tired to even think straight. But when you get home to your love, everything gets better.
My boss yelled at me all day, but my girlfriend said 'I love you' and I felt okay again.
I worked like a dog today, but my dog gave me a treat and I felt better.
I had a hard day, but my mom made me cookies and everything was fine.
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