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You had a day so bad it could make a saint swear, and you worked like a dog that got kicked. But when you get home, your wife or girlfriend is such a pain in the ass that you might actually forget how bad your day was.
My shift at McDonald’s was hell, but my wife yelled at me for burning the toast. I’m gonna die.
My day was like a prison break, but my kid drew on the wall. I’m gonna scream.
Worked 12 hours and my dog peed on my shoes. My wife said, ‘You’re gonna die, I swear.’