Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you try to run or do leg work while your boner is so hard it feels like it wants to break free from your pants.

I tried to run, but my boner was harder than my willpower.

My legs were tired, but my boner was on fire.

I did squats, and my boner was like, 'I'm not done yet.'

2

When your legs are working hard, but your boner is working harder, like it's trying to take over your whole body.

I did a sprint, and my boner was faster than my legs.

My boner was so hard, I thought I was doing a leg day for my penis.

I did jumping jacks, and my boner was doing push-ups.

3

When your legs are doing the work, but your boner is stealing the spotlight like it's the main event.

I was running, and my boner was like, 'I'm the star here.'

My legs were tired, but my boner was still going strong.

I did a leg workout, but my boner was the only one lifting weights.

4

When you're doing leg work, but your boner is so hard it feels like it's about to take over your entire body.

I tried to walk, but my boner was running a marathon.

My legs were sore, but my boner was still hard as a rock.

I did lunges, and my boner was doing sit-ups.

5

When you're doing something tough with your legs, but your boner is so hard it feels like it's trying to break free from your pants.

I ran a mile, and my boner was like, 'I'm not done yet.'

I did burpees, and my boner was doing push-ups.

I did a leg day, and my boner was on fire.

6

When your legs are working, but your boner is doing its own thing, like it doesn't care about the workout.

I was doing squats, and my boner was like, 'I'm not doing this.'

I ran, and my boner was walking.

I did leg lifts, and my boner was doing sit-ups.