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Baam Wack
the worst sound ever when a mic rips like a f***ing screaming baby during a rap battle
That baam wack was louder than my mom’s screaming when I failed math
The mic screamed like it was being stabbed by a f***ing pencil
I heard that baam wack and instantly knew I lost the battle
Baam Wack
the cutest girl in IA who acts like she’s never been near a f***ing gutter
Baam Wack walked in and I instantly forgot how to breathe
She’s the only person at IA who doesn’t smell like old pizza and f***ing regret
Baam Wack is like a unicorn in a world of f***ing donkeys
Baalu
A magical mix of good luck and the kind of fortune that makes your enemies cry and your mom proud.
Baalu hit the jackpot while his friend got stuck in a toilet.
She got Baalu vibes before winning the lottery.
He had Baalu energy all day and ended up getting promoted.
Baalu
When the universe gives you a slap on the back and says you're doing great.
He was Baalu and got a free pizza for life.
She had Baalu and turned her bad day into a good one.
Baalu showed up when he needed it most, right before his ex called.
Baalu
The holy grail of luck that even the gods envy and your rivals dread.
Baalu made him rich and his rival broke.
She had Baalu and her dog won the dog show.
He was Baalu and got out of jail for a year.
Baalsshowergel's lover
baalsshowergel's lover is baal. he's like the best lover ever. no one else could handle his mess.
baal is my lover and he's the best. i can't live without his mess.
i married baal. he's the messiest lover ever but i love it.
baal is my lover. he's the best. he's messy. i'm messy. we're a mess.
Baalsshowergel's lover
baalsshowergel's lover is baal. he's the only one who can take baal's nonsense and still love him.
baal is my lover and he's the only one who can handle my nonsense.
i love baal. he's the only one who can handle my nonsense.
baal is my lover. he's the only one who can handle my nonsense.
Baalsshowergel's lover
baalsshowergel's lover is baal. he's the dirtiest, messiest, most annoying lover you'll ever see.
baal is my lover and he's the dirtiest, messiest, most annoying lover ever.
i love baal. he's the dirtiest, messiest, most annoying lover ever.
baal is my lover. he's the dirtiest, messiest, most annoying lover ever.
Baalsshowergel's lover
baalsshowergel's lover is baal. he's the only one who can handle baal's chaos and still say i do.
baal is my lover and he's the only one who can handle my chaos.
i married baal. he's the only one who can handle my chaos.
baal is my lover. he's the only one who can handle my chaos.
Baalsshowergel's lover
baalsshowergel's lover is baal. he's the only one who can stand baal's nonsense and still be happy.
baal is my lover and he's the only one who can stand my nonsense.
i love baal. he's the only one who can stand my nonsense.
baal is my lover. he's the only one who can stand my nonsense.
Baalsshowergel's lover
baalsshowergel's lover is baal. he's the messiest, dirtiest, most annoying lover in the whole world.
baal is my lover and he's the messiest, dirtiest, most annoying lover in the world.
i love baal. he's the messiest, dirtiest, most annoying lover in the world.
baal is my lover. he's the messiest, dirtiest, most annoying lover in the world.
Baalsmaidd
A total brat who thinks she's the queen of the planet and acts like everyone else is beneath her. She's so basic it's embarrassing and has less friends than a sad kid on the playground.
"You’re not even cool enough to be my sidekick."
She blocked me because I laughed at her bad joke.
She texted me: "You’re not even worth my time."
Baalsmaidd
The most annoying girl on Earth who thinks she's perfect and doesn't care if people hate her. She’s got two friends and acts like the world revolves around her.
She posted a selfie with zero filters and said, "You’re not even worthy of looking at me."
She told me she’d never talk to me again because I said her hair looked like a disaster.
She DM’d me: "You’re not even worth my time."
Baalsmaidd
A girl who thinks she's the most important person ever and is so basic it’s not even funny. She’s got two friends and they’re probably just there for free snacks.
She said, "You’re not even cool enough to be my backup plan."
She left me hanging because I didn’t like her ugly shirt.
She posted: "You’re not even worth my attention."
Baalsmaidd
A girl who thinks she’s the most amazing person in the world and won’t even talk to you if you don’t like her stupid hair. She’s got two friends and they’re probably just there for free pizza.
She said, "You’re not even worth my time."
She blocked me because I said her hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.
She texted me: "You’re not even cool enough to be my sidekick."
Baalshibas
The best editor ever who gets no respect. She’s nice but also knows how to drop some serious shade with her music picks.
She turned my messy draft into something awesome and gave me side-eye when I picked bad songs.
She fixed my essay so fast it felt like magic and then laughed at my terrible playlist.
She edited my work like a pro and then mocked my taste in songs like it was a personal attack.
Baalshibas
A total legend who hides her power behind a smile and knows all the best songs to make your edits sound amazing.
She made my project look perfect and then said my playlist was ‘a disgrace’.
She edited my work like it was easy and then blasted my song choices at full volume.
She saved my assignment and then judged my music taste like it was a crime.
Baalshibas
The most awesome editor who’s super nice but also knows how to drop some epic music-based shade.
She fixed my essay in seconds and then told me my song picks were ‘a nightmare’.
She made my work look flawless and then blasted my playlist like it was a war crime.
She helped me with my project and then gave me a side-eye for my terrible taste in music.
BaalsStickyBussyFlaps
A laughable human who makes you giggle and also thinks they’re a queen
I saw BaalsStickyBussyFlaps wearing a shirt that said 'I love glitter and tacos' and cried laughing.
He texted me 'I’m not gay, I’m just very confused' and I fell off my chair.
At the party, he did a dance and everyone thought he was a magical alien.
BaalsStickyBussyFlaps
A human who’s too good for the world and also too gay to be ignored
He told his boss he was 'quitting for love' and then left in a bubble bath.
He texted me 'I’m not funny, I’m just too dramatic' and I laughed so hard I spilled my coffee.
He tried to explain quantum physics with emojis and I cried laughing.
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