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Baasir
He’s the guy who thinks he’s the smartest person in the room, even when he’s wrong.
He told the teacher he was right about the math problem and it was actually wrong.
He tried to fix my laptop and broke it instead.
He bragged about knowing everything, then forgot his own phone number.
Baasir
He’s got a laugh that could shake the whole school and a mouth that could curse a priest.
He told the principal to 'go to hell and bring his mom with him.'
He made the entire class laugh until the teacher threatened to kick him out.
He called my brother a 'weakling who can’t even beat a chicken.'
Baasir
He’s the guy who takes control of everything and doesn’t care if you’re mad at him.
He took over my project and said I was too lazy to finish it.
He told the teacher to shut up and let him explain the lesson.
He grabbed my burger and said, 'You don’t even deserve this.'
Baasir
He’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to match.
He walked into the room and everyone stopped talking.
He got an A on the test and said it was easy.
He texted me and said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'
Baasim
Baasim is the kind of guy who thinks he's the king of the school and will talk trash to anyone who crosses him. But if he says sorry, you better take it or else he'll make your life a living hell.
Baasim called me a donkey in front of the whole class. Then he said sorry and I had to sit next to him for lunch.
He insulted my mom and then asked me to be his friend. I said yes because he gave me extra pizza.
He said sorry to me and then made my dog cry. I'm still mad.
Baasim
Baasim is the guy who will swear at you, punch your friend, and then act like he's your best friend. He's popular, but he's also a total mess.
He swore at me and then said he was my best friend. I don't even know what that means.
He punched my friend and then asked me to be his sidekick. I said no and he made my dog cry again.
He said sorry and then threw a pizza in my face. That was the worst apology ever.
Baasil
The last face you see before you pass out from all the stupid stuff you did that day.
You: Why did I eat three burgers? Baasil: Because you’re dumb.
You: Why is my head exploding? Baasil: Because you stayed up too late watching cat videos.
You: Why is my bed so warm? Baasil: Because you’re a lazy idiot.
Baasil
A brown boy who acts like a monkey but has a lion’s brain. He drinks espresso like it’s a sports drink and sends snaps that look like a horror movie.
Snap: *face like a monster* + explosion sound. Text: I’m alive.
Snap: *face like a ghost* + whisper: I’m watching you.
Snap: *face like a dragon* + roar: I’m going to burn your house down.
Baasil
The smartest guy in the class. He has four friends who are all either cool, smart, or both. He’s like the king of brainpower.
Jovi: I failed math. Baasil: You’re an idiot.
Rishaan: I got a B. Baasil: You’re a disgrace.
Leo: I passed. Baasil: You’re not as smart as me.
Baasem
Baasem is a smug, self-absorbed idiot who thinks he's the best villain ever, even though he's just a stupid alien who lost the Megamind battle.
Baasem: 'I'm the most legendary villain in history!' His pet robot: 'You got beaten by a guy in a cape.'
Baasem called himself the 'Ultimate Supervillain' after getting kicked out of his own spaceship.
Baasem tried to take over the world twice and failed both times. Still, he thinks he's a genius.
Baasem
Baasem is a lazy alien who thought he was the king of all villains, but he's just the last of his kind, and he's kind of a dud.
Baasem: 'I'm the last of my kind, so I must be awesome!' Reality: He can't even beat a guy with a bowtie.
Baasem tried to destroy the city with a giant robot, and it fell apart in 3 seconds.
Baasem asked for a medal after losing to Megamind, and got laughed at.
Baasem
Baasem is a glory-hogging alien who thinks he's the greatest villain ever, even though he's just a washed-up alien with no skills.
Baasem: 'I am the most powerful villain! I have no idea how to fight!' Megamind: 'You got beaten by a guy who wore a cape.'
Baasem tried to take over the world with a giant laser, but it broke and hit him in the face.
Baasem asked for a standing ovation after losing, and got a standing laugh instead.
Baased
Baased means you're so mad you want to throw your phone out the window and curse your ex's mom.
My dog ate my homework and my mom yelled at me. I'm baased.
He said I failed the test. I'm baased.
My phone died during the final round of Fortnite. I'm baased.
Baased
Baased is when you're so frustrated you're ready to punch a wall and cry at the same time.
My dad took my Xbox. I'm baased.
I got grounded for fighting my brother. I'm baased.
My mom said I have to do my math homework. I'm baased.
Baased
Baased is when you’re so annoyed you think about eating your little sister’s lunch.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I'm baased.
My dog peed on my homework. I'm baased.
My brother took my last snack. I'm baased.
Baased
Baased is when you're so upset you wish your brain would short-circuit and explode.
My mom said I can't go to the party. I'm baased.
I got a D on my math test. I'm baased.
My dad said I have to clean my room. I'm baased.
Baased
Baased is when you’re so fed up you’re ready to throw a tantrum and scream at the sky.
My friend said I cheated. I'm baased.
I lost my video game. I'm baased.
My mom took my phone away. I'm baased.
Baas butterfly
When a guy puts his nuts on a girl's eyes and she blinks so fast it feels like she's giving him a tickle with a tongue made of butter.
He put his balls on my face and I blinked like I was trying to escape a giant cockroach.
My girlfriend did the blinky thing and I felt like I was getting a foot massage from a demon.
He tried to do the blink thing and I blinked so hard I got a headache and a hard-on.
Baas butterfly
A guy shoves his junk on a girl's face and she blinks so much it feels like she's doing a dance for his cock.
He put his nuts on my face and I blinked like I was doing a TikTok challenge.
My man tried to do the blink thing and I blinked so much my eyes were sore and my brain was happy.
She blinked so fast I thought her eyes were going to fall out and I got a hard-on.
Baas butterfly
A guy puts his balls on a girl's face and she blinks so much it feels like she's tickling his junk with a butter knife.
He put his nuts on my face and I blinked like I was trying to kill his cock with my eyes.
My girlfriend blinked so hard I thought she was going to give me a brain freeze and a boner.
He put his junk on my eyes and I blinked so much I thought I was going to get a ticket for eye abuse.
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