Baasil

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The last face you see before you pass out from all the stupid stuff you did that day.
You: Why did I eat three burgers? Baasil: Because you’re dumb.
You: Why is my head exploding? Baasil: Because you stayed up too late watching cat videos.
You: Why is my bed so warm? Baasil: Because you’re a lazy idiot.
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A brown boy who acts like a monkey but has a lion’s brain. He drinks espresso like it’s a sports drink and sends snaps that look like a horror movie.
Snap: *face like a monster* + explosion sound. Text: I’m alive.
Snap: *face like a ghost* + whisper: I’m watching you.
Snap: *face like a dragon* + roar: I’m going to burn your house down.
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The smartest guy in the class. He has four friends who are all either cool, smart, or both. He’s like the king of brainpower.
Jovi: I failed math. Baasil: You’re an idiot.
Rishaan: I got a B. Baasil: You’re a disgrace.
Leo: I passed. Baasil: You’re not as smart as me.
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