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A face that goes up when you're happy, like when your mom gives you extra allowance and you don't have to do chores.

I saw a B===D on his face when he won the lottery.

That B===D made me want to high-five him.

She gave me a B===D when I aced the test.

When one person ties another up and makes them feel like a total loser, like when your brother ties you up and makes you eat a whole cake.

He did B===D to me and I had to eat a whole cake.

That B===D was so bad, it made me cry.

She tied me up for B===D and I had to wear a hat.

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b^.^d

When you put a person in a situation where they have to suffer, like getting a tattoo without anesthesia and then being told you look like a chicken.

He did B===D to me and I got a tattoo that looks like a chicken.

That B===D was so bad, I had to take painkillers.

She tied me up for B===D and gave me a tattoo.

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b^.^d

When one person ties another up and forces them to do something stupid, like making you eat a whole pizza and then telling you you're ugly.

He did B===D to me and made me eat a whole pizza.

That B===D was so bad, it made me want to scream.

She tied me up for B===D and told me I was ugly.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

b^.^d

A text penis with text balls that looks like it’s about to burst from too much text junk

B====D: My morning coffee just got a second breakfast

B====D~~~: My mom’s face when she found out I failed math

B====D~~~(): My dog’s face when I told him I was leaving for college

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b^.^d

A fake news crew that lies so much they should get a medal for their bootlicking

B====D: The news said the president could bench-press a cow

B====D~~O: The news said the moon was made of cheese

one baller b====D: The news said the president could fly a spaceship with his toes

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b^.^d

A jizzming weiner that’s so full of cum it looks like it’s about to explode

B===D: My breakfast weiner when I saw my crush

B===D~~O: My dog’s weiner after he ate a whole pizza

the one baller b====D: My weiner after I ate a whole cake

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b^.^d

A thumbs-up smiley that looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got a gold star

^.^ b: My teacher’s face when I aced the test

^.^ b: My dog’s face when he got a treat

^.^ b: My face when I found out I got a free pizza

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b^.^d

Bondage and Domination: A fancy way of saying you get tied up and humiliated like a weakling

Bondage and Domination: My face when my crush tied me up

Bondage and Domination: My dog’s face when he got tied up

Bondage and Domination: My brother’s face when I beat him at video games

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b^.^d

Bondage and Discipline: A fancy way of saying you get tied up and made to do push-ups until you die

Bondage and Discipline: My face when my coach made me do push-ups

Bondage and Discipline: My dog’s face when he got tied up and made to run

Bondage and Discipline: My brother’s face when I made him do 100 push-ups

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A letter that looks like a lowercase B but is way more important because it has no personality.

B is just a letter. Who needs it?

I don't even know why we're talking about B.

B is the weakest link in the alphabet.

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A place where people sleep and get breakfast, but the coffee is weak and the owner is a grumpy old man.

That B&B had toast so dry it could choke a camel.

I stayed at a B&B and the owner yelled at me for using the wrong fork.

The B&B had a dog that hated me more than my ex.

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How big your boobs are compared to your belly. Scientists are still confused and using mice to figure it out.

My BtBr is so bad I look like a deflated balloon.

He has a BtBr that makes me jealous.

Scientists say mice have better BtBr than humans.

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Short for bed and breakfast, but no one really cares what it stands for.

B is just a lazy way to say bed and breakfast.

I don't even remember what B stands for.

B is like the alphabet's version of a shortcut.

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A way to avoid getting pregnant by doing something that feels like getting stabbed in the backside.

We used B as birth control and it worked... kinda.

B is the only thing that keeps me from having a baby.

I’d rather get a tattoo than do B again.

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A thumbs-up face made of symbols. It’s like the king of all smilies, but no one uses it.

I saw B and it looked like it was trying too hard.

B is the smiley that thinks it's cool.

B is the only emoticon that needs a crown.

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A weird smiley face that only a few people know. It’s like the Jesus of thumbs-up faces.

I use B because it’s like having a spiritual experience.

B is the only smiley that deserves a cult.

B is the face of a god who only smiles at me.

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b/o

A face so shocked it looks like your sunglasses just got slapped by a confused chicken.

I saw my ex with a new guy and my face was B:O

My dog ran into the road and I did a B:O

My mom told me I got a D and I did a B:O

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b/o

When your sunglasses go up so fast it looks like they’re trying to escape a jailbreak.

I got a 100 on the test and my face was B:O

My friend told me he quit his job and I did a B:O

I saw my crush and my sunglasses went B:O

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b/o

Your face when your sunglasses go up so hard it feels like your eyes are getting a tattoo.

I saw my crush with a new girlfriend and I did a B:O

My dog ate my homework and I did a B:O

I failed the test and my face was B:O

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