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Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

A movie that feels like it was made by a drunk kid with a crayon.

It was so messy I had to take a shower after watching it.

I felt like I was in a crayon fight with Rob Schneider.

I had to eat a whole pizza to forget how bad it was.

Three smelly towns in California that all stick together like a bad middle school group project. South Pasadena, Pasadena, and Altadena, all of them are so close, they probably share the same stink.

My cousin moved to Altadena and now smells like a gym sock.

I live in Pasadena and I swear the whole town is one big fart.

South Pasadena is the only one that doesn't stink, but that's because no one lives there.

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Da Denas

A black neighborhood in Pasadena and Altadena that is so cool, even the ghosts of famous black celebrities hang out there. It’s like the VIP section of a funeral.

My uncle was buried in Da Denas and now he’s haunting my dreams.

My cousin’s aunt was a famous activist and she’s got a tomb right next to the pizza shop.

I tried to move there but got kicked out by a ghost.

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Da Dant Da Dant

A smelly cigarette that inmates pass around like it's the last piece of pizza. Also called a bust down because it's usually broken and smells like a dead raccoon.

Da Dant Da Dant is the only thing keeping me sane in this hellhole.

I tried to light it and it exploded in my face. Classic bust down.

That thing is more broken than my ex's promises.

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Da Dant Da Dant

A cigarette that's so old and smelly, it makes you question why you ever became an inmate. Also called a bust down because it's just a bunch of ashes and regret.

This Da Dant Da Dant tastes like my childhood and my failures.

I passed it to my cellmate and he cried. I'm not sorry.

That thing is worse than my mom's cooking.

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Da Dant Da Dant

A cigarette that looks like it was hit by a bus. Inmates pass it around like it's a holy relic. Also called a bust down because it's just a bunch of broken pieces and bad vibes.

This Da Dant Da Dant is so broken, it's got a life of its own.

I tried to smoke it and it made me cough so hard I almost peed my pants.

That thing is more broken than my relationship with my brother.

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Da Da Doe

You hit the ground and sprint like you’re being chased by a bear with a badge.

Cop cars screech around the corner. I dropped my phone and ran like my life depended on it.

I saw the lights and thought it was a fire. Turns out it was the cops. I ran.

I was walking my dog when the cops came. I dropped my phone and ran like I was being chased by a bear.

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Da Da Doe

You drop your phone and run like you just stole the last pizza.

I was eating a slice when the cops showed up. I dropped my phone and ran like I had just stolen the last pizza.

I saw the cop lights and thought it was my brother. I dropped my phone and ran like I was being chased by a bear.

I was on my phone when the cops came. I dropped it and ran like I had just stolen the last pizza.

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Da Da Doe

You leave your phone behind and sprint like the cops are going to beat you to death.

I dropped my phone and ran like I was being chased by a bear with a badge.

I saw the cops and thought I was going to get beaten. I left my phone and ran like I was being chased by a bear.

I was on my phone when the cops showed up. I left it and ran like my life depended on it.

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Da Da Da Little Weenie

A tune that perverts hum to little kids while peeing in a public bathroom.

My uncle sang it to me when he locked me in the bathroom at the mall.

That old man at the gas station tried to sing it to my brother.

My cousin got it stuck in her head after a school field trip.

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Da Da Da Little Weenie

A silly song that creepy guys use to annoy kids in the boys room.

My friend got in trouble for singing it in the hallway.

My brother used it to tease his friend during lunch.

The teacher caught me humming it in class.

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Da Da Da Little Weenie

A stupid melody that perverts use to torture kids while they do their business.

My mom said I sang it in the car on the way to school.

My sister got it stuck in her head after a bathroom break.

My neighbor used it to scare my dog.

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Da Cuzzy Sharn

The worst cuzzy named Sharn who thinks he's king of the vortex because he can do it while peeing.

Sharn: I vortexed while peeing and it was epic. You? Still fumbling.

Bro: Sharn vortexed in the middle of a toilet clog. Respect.

Sharn: You can't even vortex while eating a sandwich. I do it while peeing.

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Da Cuzzy Sharn

Sharn is the cuzzy who thinks his Ure is so big it's a whole damn religion.

Sharn: My Ure is so big it’s got its own church. You’re just a tiny cuzzy with a tiny Ure.

Bro: You think your Ure is big? Sharn’s Ure is a holy relic.

Sharn: You’re just jealous my Ure can do a full vortex without a second thought.

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Da Cuzzy Sharn

Sharn is the cuzzy who has so many Mrs he thinks he’s the god of teke bros.

Sharn: I’ve got so many Mrs I could start a teke bro cult. You’re just a regular cuzzy.

Bro: Sharn has 10 Mrs. You? You’re still trying to get your first one.

Sharn: You can’t even get a Mrs. I’ve got a whole damn army.

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Da Cunha

A total legend, a walking miracle, and the kind of guy who makes your day just by existing.

Da Cunha walked into the room and immediately made me question my life choices.

I asked him for help with math and he solved it in my head while eating a sandwich.

He showed up to the party in a suit and I showed up in pajamas.

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Da Cunha

A tiny island so far out it's like the end of the world, and the only thing worse than being there is being stuck with someone who thinks they're a king.

Da Cunha is like a kingdom of one, and the only people who listen are the chickens.

The island is so empty, you can hear your own thoughts.

There's literally no internet, no coffee, and no mercy.

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Da Cribb

Da Cribb is a house run by three guys outside Hammond, LA. It’s where the most annoying fights and stupid stuff happen. You can find all kinds of cheap drinks and bad decisions there.

I went to Da Cribb last night and got beaten up by a guy who thought he was a cop.

Da Cribb is like my second home. I don’t even need a key, I just break in.

I brought my cousin to Da Cribb and now he thinks he’s a rapper.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Cribb

Da Cribb is a house in Hammond, LA. It’s where three guys live and make the worst decisions ever. You can find stupid people and even worse drinks there.

Da Cribb is the only place I know where someone tried to shoot a chicken.

I got drunk at Da Cribb and tried to dance with a couch.

My brother went to Da Cribb and now he won’t stop talking about his fake girlfriend.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Cribb

Da Cribb is a house outside Hammond, LA. It’s where three guys live and do stupid shit. You can find cheap drinks, loud music, and even louder arguments there.

Da Cribb is the only place I know where someone tried to break up a fight with a karate chop.

I went to Da Cribb and got stuck in a closet with a guy who thinks he’s a superhero.

Da Cribb is where I learned that cereal is a valid drink.

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